luke chapter 18
So Dick Chainy is passing by and sees Jesus.
"Hey, you welfare punk load mouth. I have a big pile of Gold and a million slaves. What do you have."
"I have eternal life. You are dead."
"I don't feel dead."
"You are. Your ego has inflated to over compensate for your emptiness."
"How do I get this life eternal thing."
"Give all the money you have stolen back to the poor and repent."
"Flog you. I have done nothing wrong."
"You have done everything wrong."
But it is as likely that Dick or any of his royal thieves, propigators of lies, hate, war and the plundering and poisoning of paradise will repent because they are ego maniacs.
Pathological myopic animated after birth.
"Can you say that Jesus."
"You can not hide your light under a basket. Either it goes out or you burn your basket."
And if we can agree that the kingdom of God is life, here and now. That all who seek shall find god in them. Than this here is very true:
vs 29: "Yes," Jesus said to them, "and I assure you that anyone who leaves home if wife or brothers or parents or children for the sake of the Kingdom of God will receive much more in this present age and eternal life in the age to come." End Quote
And also. A point missed by Luke. If you understand that your inner voice can be a host of inner voices. People you love. Some of them the ancestors you had to leave.
They might actually come around one day. I couldn't tell Dick Chainy to give up his evil ways, I can try to avoid mine and encourage someone closer to Dick Chainy, like my dear friend, the sad and silly puppy, George. He could say.
"Hey, Dick. Let's stop being Dicks and help save the world from people like us."
"All righty. That's the first idea you had. I like it."
Jesus laughed.
Wondering what they would make as the next icon to beat into the people.
Too late boys.
No one knew what Jesus was talking about. 2,000 years ago. Because they were not really suspecting that Jesus would hand himself over to be nailed on a cross.
And at this point. I think Jesus still was hoping he didn't really have to have nails driven threw him.
The next icon will be the bullet. It makes perfect sense.
"You got a mother fuckin' bullet in your head."
That was a quote from Zack. Who said many wise sayings.
Quote vs. 19: "Why do you call me good?" Jesus asked them, "No one is good except God alone."
I'm hoping you notice rope work when you see it by now. But for those still not quite there, no shame. Just don't give up.
I will tell you why the priests call Jesus good. Why they hide his wife from the story. How come priests have you believe Mary the mother of Christ and even Christ are pure virgin sinless special once in a planet's life time events.
Do you have it.
Because they are lying pricks. That is why they call Jesus good.
Any person, including Dick Chainy, though it might be stretching it to the ripping point.
Can try to stop being shitty irrational slave drivers and enforcers of the laws of who the hell ever.
And open their senses and flogging well chill out.
We are here.
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luke's gospels from barbaralba bible chapter 12by barbaralbatross1,291 views
flog you i havent done anything wrong! WHAT?!
MCRruleEMU 3 years ago
Dick Cheney
casualbrian 3 years ago
haha! i cant believe no one has commented on this yet, it's so funny!
ktpurpleflower 4 years ago