Zombie Haiku
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This is a bit off the topic of zombies, but here:
She is beautiful
more so than the sun is warm
i'd do anything
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eating guts sucks bad
sometimes there's still poop inside
yuk, it tastes like shit
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go swat
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they dont make sense.
REFRIGERATOR!
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Another L4D2 one:
Just smell of the flesh
Makes charger to masturbate
Seems witch doesnt mind.
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speechless cause
my tongue has been taken
by zombie poets
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zombie chicks are hot
dinner, movie, moonlit stroll
mom would be so proud
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The dead walk the earth. They just want to eat my brains. Glad I brought my sword.
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I'm dead but walking
Leaving stink trails where I step
Who smelt it, delt it
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Our english teacher showed us this in class. It was fucking hilarious.
BlarghMonsta 1 year ago 7
You tried to kill me
in my sleep, you zombie fuck.
Made you eat poo poo.
0ffspringfan 11 months ago 3