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Published on Jun 8, 2011

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1. Nuclear launch detected
2. Carrier has arrived
3. Did somebody call for an exterminator?
4. I'm going to six-pool you so hard when you come back to my place and baneling bust all over your face. I mean base.
5. You got a good 2-rack build going on there.
6. Zerg rush!
7. Wait, do you smell that? Smells like Fungal Growth
8. Holy Check! You are absolutely adorable.
8. I was scouting the area to reveal more of the map, and I noticed you guys.
9. Are you guys Korean? Your APM looks like it can be really high.
10. I'm in the Grandmaster League girl.
11. Day 9 made me do it.
12. You look like you could use a Stim Pack
13. Or some Bear Semen
14. I'm going to perform the Destiny Cloud Fist on you
15. Good Luck Have Fun
16. I saw this black guy and this white guy, Hwaiting.
17. If you're lucky, you'll get to see The Little One
18. Gimme a hug. The merging is complete!
19. Where's Cella?
20. That is so Gosu!
21. I actually want to be a boxer. You could say I want to be a SlayersBoxer
22. White girls versus Asian guys. That's IMBA
23. Bad Manner
24. From the shadows I come
25. I've got a Dark Templar tatto.
26. Overlord
27. I'm Lit!
28. How can you guys be so cute? It's so OP (Overpowered).
29. Terrible, terrible damage you guys.

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  • Zahkloxx

    Lol at that woman at 4:56 grabbing her own boobs.

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  • DoraWahl

    This Starcraft Geek method really works.. I know they got this method here how2pickup.com

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  • Vam TheAnomaly

    I tried these lines at the mall and got arrested for being a middle aged creeper, thanks guys!

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  • dragonpunchsyrup

    I would assume so, not because of the quotes but their ability to throw in famous starcraft names such as Day9 who is an american pro player and Slayers Boxer who is a legendary korean sc player.

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    in reply to NiTr091 (Show the comment)
  • keeperoftheforest

    This is hilarious!

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  • Martin C. Kviteberg

    This is too good.

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  • Jordan Helene

    You guys gotta try skyrim lines! please.

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  • jarrett Dittmer

    What about broodwar...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

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  • ShadyRECS

    IM IN THE GRAND MASTER LEAGUE, GIRL.

    this is fucking funny xDD!!

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