Steel Panther - 9. That's what girls are for (+lyrics)

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This is the 9th track of the latest album by Steel Panther called "Balls Out".
Happy listening!
check my channel for the rest of the album *drools*

Lyrics:


I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When I want an ice old beer
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
Those are the words that I wanna hear
We'll get along- you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity

Dear old dad, well now he's dead
But when he was alive he always said
"make those bitches take care of you - Cause that's what women were born to do!"

That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for!
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That's what girls are for!
That's what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections
Do my laundry - pay my bills Crush my Oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
On the weekend you can roto-till You'll see it's a way of life
Do a good job and you can be my wife!
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife!

Dear old dad, god rest his soul
He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"make me an sandwich" is what he said

Yeah

That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Sewing, cooking, being good looking
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for

Love Me Rub Me Suck My Nubby!
Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me - nothing makes me feel more alive!
And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!!

SOLO

That's what girls are for
Sing it with feeling!
That's what girls are for
Even my mom agrees!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for

Wearing high heels and copping some feels
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Kissin Lickin
tastes like chicken!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Being real dumb, and making me cum!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
S My D and L my B's some more!!

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[OblivionGlitcher]

My new favorite song EVER. And i'm a girl. ♥♥♥

[thunderbeast1968]

@rammsteinlover20 Who disliked it?? SOme fucking Lesbo

[emozombielovers]

I love this album. So much. And im a girl! Ahaha.

[giggitysauce]

Looks like 3 uppity feminists don't know their place.

[AmnellAndreas]

@thunderbeast1968 feministists

[TheRavenSecret]

@higgies82 I never said I think we're equal. We're neurologically different. Besides, a lack of understanding about the other sex shows weakness on your part, not theirs. Anyhow, for example, if I wrote a song about how men are to be used purely for sexual gratification you'd probably get intense pleasure out of it? (I know, intimately, that some men do...)

[higgies82]

@TheRavenSecret Feminists are the ignorant ones. They want to be "equal" but instantly create a double standard when we change the rules for them to help them think they're equal.

[higgies82]

@thunderbeast1968 Some bitch who thinks she's equal to men. Crazy bitches.

[YisGoodman]

thumbs up if your a girl and you like this song

[YisGoodman]

one person is a feminist

[AzzA980]

@thunderbeast1968 it was tiger woods ex wife.

[TheRavenSecret]

@thunderbeast1968 Sure, it's a joke. But when the only way people see others' opinions is through words, then others will lose sense of reality. Trouble is, there are people without the intelligence to understand this viewpoint about women is ignorant and then they'll believe it, live it and there'll be hell.

[thunderbeast1968]

@TheRavenSecret Settle down, damn it was a fucking joke. It's Steel Panther they are a "funny" band. You take stuff too serious. Btw, you should not take Steel Panther or my "stupid" comments too serious.

[TheRavenSecret]

@thunderbeast1968 A lesbian? No. I imagine it was somebody (any gender, any sexuality) who lives in the real world. You're fucking Neanderthals.

[rammsteinlover20]

who the feck disliked



[musclecar917]

bitchin' anthem!

[ItsBeastlyHaze]

Thats what girls are for, thats what girls are forrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!