Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS

Get the latest Flash player

brentalfloss
November 11, 2009

A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page: http://darqv.newgrounds.com/ By the way, have you bought your brentalfloss t-shirt yet? Check ...

A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page:
http://darqv.newgrounds.com/

By the way, have you bought your brentalfloss t-shirt yet? Check it out at http://bit.ly/AXMhh

Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS is just one of the 20+ tracks that will be on my first album, "What If This CD... had lyrics?"
So stay tuned for that. I'll be releasing an FAQ about it soon, so feel free to *not* send a PM about it.

Also, you would probably have known about this video a lot sooner if you were following me on twitter. Just sayin'.

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
(Piano solo by a handsome bald man)
Dr. Mario!

Category: Gaming

More From: brentalfloss

Play All Stop Autoplaying | Play Next

QuickList(0)

Clear | Save

Would you like to comment?

Join YouTube for a free account, or sign in if you are already a member.

YouTube	Programs	Help	Policy	Discover
Contact Us	Advertising	Get Help	Privacy Policy	YouTube on Your Phone
YouTube Store	Developers	YouTube Handbook	Terms of Service	YouTube on Your Site
Press Room	Partnerships	Community Help Forums	Copyright Notices	YouTube on Your TV
Business Blog	Content Management	Safety Center	Community Guidelines	YouTube RSS Feeds
YouTube Blog		Creator's Corner		TestTube

Add YouTube to your Google homepage

Current Location: Brazil Show locations

Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS

More From: brentalfloss

QuickList(0)

Featured Videos

Statistics & Data

Video Responses (15)

Text Comments (2,364) Options

Would you like to comment?

Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS

More From: brentalfloss

QuickList(0)

Related Videos

Featured Videos

Statistics & Data

Video Responses (15)

Text Comments (2,364) Options

Would you like to comment?