Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS

You can own this track in beautiful improved CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://j.mp/BF-on-iTunes and Amazon here http://amzn.com/B003J9D26I You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at http://levelupstudios.com/brentalfloss-lyrics

A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page:
http://darqv.newgrounds.com/

By the way, have you bought your brentalfloss t-shirt yet? Check it out at http://bit.ly/AXMhh

Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS is just one of the 20+ tracks that will be on my first album, "What If This CD... had lyrics?"
So stay tuned for that. I'll be releasing an FAQ about it soon, so feel free to *not* send a PM about it.

Also, you would probably have known about this video a lot sooner if you were following me on twitter. Just sayin'.

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
(Piano solo by a handsome bald man)
Dr. Mario!

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[Tas1507]

Why do I feel as if my childhood was raped? XD Poor tiny me :P

[Golovi]

It's a sign that Link has already explored that "dungeon".

[spades48]

Nice animation...

...weird song

[GlowingPaint]

He has a tattoo of the Tri-force on his butt.. FTW

[Iglitchlife]

Mario has a Tri-force tattoo xD

pause at 0:48 xD

[christiansoldier11]

Opening to a Saturday Morning cartoon, brent has a habit of doing that.

[TheFenderBlender]

loved it

[Sceptile940]

get back in the damm operating room luigi

[amaterasu12123]

turn on transcribe audio.... what the fuck

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

I like this so much more than the cd version.

[reneephilip219]

@tezcatlepocatl well if i knew that, i would have seen it. BUT SHE'S FAT!