Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS

You can own this track in beautiful improved CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://j.mp/BF-on-iTunes and Amazon here http://amzn.com/B003J9D26I You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at http://levelupstudios.com/brentalflos...

A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page:
http://darqv.newgrounds.com/

By the way, have you seen "BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC?" Check it out at http://brentalflossthecomic.com

Also, you would probably have known about this video a lot sooner if you were following me on twitter. Just sayin'. http://twitter.com/brentalfloss

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
(Piano solo by a handsome bald man)
Dr. Mario!

• Category

  Gaming

[834rCu8]

Little tip youtube isn't exactly a place for children

[djdanman99]

Did you honestly think that YouTube is kid-appropriate? Cause guess what? IT ISN'T.

You're an idiot if you let your seven year old wander freely about the internet, expecting that they will stay away from inappropriate material, because you know what will happen? They WILL discover it, and WILL act it out! You know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE KIDS!

[ShadowOfTheIdeal]

This was...creepily entertaining?

[jeff smith]

Parenting, you're doing it wrong

YOU are responsible for knowing what YOUR kid(s) are doing not OTHER people.

L2Parent kkthxbye

[jeff smith]

Human papillomavirus

aka

STD

[kringcanete]

00:27 marios wife...

[nobody2s]

what's yellow?

[isaac16785]

What the Hell is HPV?

[haroldf36]

Wario has no dick

[Tony Kebell]

*the internet.

[Eoin Carpenter]

good for you