George Harrison - Horse To The Water

"Horse To The Water" by George Harrison and Jools Holland from album Small World Big Band (2001).

George and his son Dhani wrote and recorded tracks for this to contribute to George's friend Jools Holland's "Big Band Rock" project just months before George's death from cancer. The lyrics partially reflect George's own stubbornness in not quitting smoking despite the medical evidence that it causes the disease, and relates this to other people who ignore warnings, enlightenment and plain common sense.
George recorded his vocals and guitar tracks in Switzerland while Holland would later overdub the "big band" and chorus in his studio in England.

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[CaptainGayCappuccino]

ATTENTION GEORGE HARRISON FANS!

I'm Flghtwolf. And MrAnusmystere. Fark! I'm also CubanCheGuevera, TwoUselessLegs, thegrinchl7, Frlghtwolf, ArgentineExpel4FRAUD, UploadedGiovlin, yadda, yadda, yadda!

Yah. That George Harrison hatin' assmunch!

Things aren't goin' so good for me. I've been outed! Got caught carryin' on fake conversations between my fake ID's. FARK! I'm a FAG! I'm mad. Real mad!! I'm sendin' threatening messages! I'll...I'll throw cappuccinos in your fucker faces! Yah! I will!

[MrAngemystere]

@larrykool2007 (CaptainSpaulding):

CHICKEN SHITE, you can't lie well: your cowardice prevents you from taking ownership of the salutation that everyone can read, to wit: "@MrAngemystere what TV commercial..."

You racist Right-wingers are all the same: liars, morons, racists, and perverts.

"Bottom line": PROVE your stupid allegations. Find, date, and post the missives in which I, MrAngemystere, "spilled my personal life problems out to a total stranger."

You write abysmally, Pokey. Get a job!

[larrykool2007]

@MrAngemystere you can't read well: its your diabetes messing up your eyes !

I think it's funny that Dutch guy friended you, and you whined about being in a wheelchair and having diabetes.

Bottom line: you don't have any real life friends, so you spilled your personal life problems out to a total stranger.

That explains why you have all these made up pretend conversations with your other screen names.

Magpieye told me about you hitting on her as well, and you claim to be married (lol)

[larrykool2007]

@MrAngemystere seeing you responded to a post that said "Blankfrack" I would say you're illiterate. Oh, but you stated you're not Blankfrack right ?

You in Clearwater ? Nah, go to Gibsonton, Fla, that's a well known Carnival / Circus town.

Think of the real money you'd make instead VS. no money editing imaginary books.

"Hurry hurry folks, see the mentalcase Blankfrack, give him powdered donuts and watch him foam at the mouth and spazz out "

[MrAngemystere]

@larrykool2007 (CaptainSpaulding):

CHICKEN SHITE, you're an illiterate. You see, the books I edit, write, and review are real. Any suggestion that you read and write English is strictly "imaginary." Take, for instance, your latest laughable stab at (or really, stabbing of) English: "ask for your money back and return to us..."

You're requesting that I "return to" you [second person plural] as if I were a dimwitted minion of Clearwater, FL. You're proof of the inferiority of Red State mores.

[larrykool2007]

@MrAngemystere what TV commercial did you order your Nursing, Physical Science and French literature from ? You should ask for your money back and return to us taxpayers, Blankfrack !

And when should we expect to see your next imaginary book to be out in imaginary book stores ya legless limey ?

[ParapIegicBlankfrack]

I iz paraplegicblankfrack! Im also Bag0fRats. I pretedn i iz a paramedic who deliveers babys n wuz in the navy! fuk yah! Naw. Im really CaptainSpaulding. Assmunch of Clearwater Foridah. I wank on wheelchairs. n big fat white paraplegic named Blankfrack.

i calls myself larrykool2007 im as close to bein cool as my daddy (he my daddy!) flghtwolf is to bein edumacated! i calls myself invacareserviceteam! cuz i is a stoooopid freaky gay republikan who wanks to wheelchairs instead of gettin a job!

[FlghtWoIf]

Flghtwolf sneaks out of his mom's cellar to go to visit a waitress at his favorite greasy spoon.

She is about 80 years old, a fat heap around the middle. Her name is "MOM."

She lets her hair go white. She calls him "Asshole'" He doesn't care. Flght has anti-social personality disorder. Flght wants money. He whines "MOM.....I'm AHAB, DAMN IT"! She quickly smacks him. "GET a job asshole! You're over 40!!"

Flght is furious. He THINKS he has magical powers and will melt mama with his phaser eyes!

[FlghtWoIf]

Flghtwolf sneaks out of his mom's cellar to go to visit a waitress at his favorite greasy spoon.

She is about 80 years old, a fat heap around the middle.

She lets her hair go white. She calls him "Asshole'" but

in fact what he doesn't care the she calls ONLY HIM

"asshole'". Flght has anti-social personality disorder. His head wobbles. He slurs

"I'm AHAB, DAMN IT"! She quickly smacks his

fat face. Flght sets to plotting. He THINKS he

has magical powers and will melt her with his phaser eyes!

[IarrykooI2007]

The welfare officer then smells a very rancid odor....she knows it's lazy CaptainSpaulding. She looks around the office and sees the racist pig. She then realizes she had a blonde moment....duh she thinks "why do I get stuck w/ lazy assmunch fuk from mommy's trailer home." Although grossed out she gives Spaulding his welfare check in hopes of getting him the fuk out. At the end of the day she realizes she had another blonde moment : racist whites on welfare have fat asses and very small brains.