Retroincabulator

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cheriebibo
November 09, 2007

An amusing, nonsensical explanation of the retroincabulator. Love the way the guy never cracks a smile and how he uses descriptive hand motions to help "clear up" what he is saying.
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Thanks for the transcript, Alan!
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Here at Rockwell Automation's world headquarters, research has been proceeding to provide a line of automation products that establishes a new standard for quality, technological leadership, and operational excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument, comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance electric Motors, Allen Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell software is Rockwell Automation's retro-incabulator.
Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes its produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance, and capacitive duractance. The original Machine had a base plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings run a direct line with the panametric fam.

The lineup consists simply of six hydrocopic marzel vanes so fitted to the ambiphasient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-O deltoid type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The retro-incabulator has now reached a high level of development and its being successfully used in the operation of milferd trenyans. Its available soon, wherever Rockwell automation products are sold.

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lordD14810 (2 months ago) Show Hide

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Eat that google translate!

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brent3190 (8 months ago) Show Hide

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I got one for Christmas and they are not as much fun as they look.

GAMMA303 (11 months ago) Show Hide

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wtf....

vspronk (11 months ago) Show Hide

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I said pardon? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

CatzEyes93 (1 year ago) Show Hide

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I think I am going to record this as a voice actor demo! I LOVE THIS CLIP!!!

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a great clip .

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It provides inverse re-active current for use in Uni-lateral phase detractot , but opposed to Maual alliment of Cardinal Gram meters AutOmatically does it, Rockwell Software ws just gettin Free pub.kinda think Dodge( gear and bearings) and Reliance Electric motors( really are the most reliable i believe) mentioned because they think they improved the Motorial interaction of the MageDoe Reluctence and Compasetive DerranKdivzz, the last par tof vedio just a bunch of Yadda Yadda : o )
HopeItaHelp

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On the UP end of the Gram Meters
Thumbs UP , lol
I learned so much
Thnkz Cherie, kumusta
Hope your well
LA

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