Santo Gold Infomercial (intro)

In this segment near the beginning of the infomercial, the narrator attempts to explain the disjointed mismatch the viewer is about to experience. He doesn't succeed.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Santo
• Gold
• infomercial

[superdevon5]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST?!

[bondfool]

Phenomenom?

[nbn33]

@Muze226 I'll check it out

[Muze226]

@nbn33 It did get made! I can't link it here, but there's a Wiki page for it!

[Muze226]

@nbn33 The world may never know....but I'm about to Google it! =)

[jpatrickcastellanos]

"say something nice and kind to the very next person you see!"

[nbn33]

Used to see this one late at night...20 years later still don't know what the hell they we're thinking or selling. Did blood circus ever come out?

[sanjhunt]

They used to show this during Continental Championship Wrestling, back in the day. There was also a longer version of the infomercial, which we would always watch because it was so freakin goofy. Every time we watched it, my dad and I were like, man, we gotta see this movie!

[pjgraves1975]

Jack "The Winnebago Man" Rebney watched this and asked me if I believe any of that shit.

[KnobberProductions]

i wonder if he's unstoppable..

[semillasdelorto]

So... be moral before we sell you tons of shit while some very disgusting does crazy and souless stuff.

Soooooooooooooooo depressing I mean, you can get motivated to do suicide to this.

[Garganchonimous]

If Santo really has found the masters to the film like he says he has, he should stop fucking around and keeping that shit from the public. He should sell it to a company like Synapse or Blue Underground, get the movie digitally remastered and sell it as a 2-disc special edition with extras like the entire Santo Gold infomercial and a commentary track of him spewing insanity all throughout the movie. It would be fucking amazing.