Twisted as fuck**Poem

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Twisted thoughts submerge in my head
one more video and two more orgasm's
choking my self within
to get the right grip
it must be dry moving my skin back and forth
I watch another cunt get fucked
like road kill and flys

and what about the guy who mutilates his own dick
I stair at the scares upon his prick
the calloused look is as dull as the knife he toke
in his piss hole but wheres the fun in that
screams of agony are where my orgasms
are at so strap em down and let this shit rip
I got another nut coming and its cuming real quick

A word of warning to those who indulge with your cock in hand jacking off through your clothes in your car not a good plan take it from me rubbing on your wee wee with your closes on can hurt very bad Im not into pain but amused at those who do and can and Im not into road kill lose beacon slits or nasty bits my brain knows better about all that normal blind shit
so give me dick covered in cheeses one that don't small funny vegan if you please
I will suck it clean as I wake off my little thing
then sit your ass down just before I cum
dry n tight is the way I roll
so get that ass ready before I blow ...

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[BostonTruth]

Inspired? Our preoccupations are so revealing. Unlike some others, my dick got soft listening to this. Guess I'm the weird one.

[bigAshizzle]

what the fuck? you need help!

[PWMancave]

completely plagiarized, Shakespeare wrote that years ago

[mbm13213]

Love, Interrupted Woke up late Sunday Half way to dead Waited ‘til Monday Chopped off her head Early on Tuesday Disposed of the corpse Don’t dare you accuse me Yet I’m guilty of course The cops came on Wednesday With questions a flying It went into Thursday They knew I was lying But now it’s late Friday and I’m drunk as fuck I’ll be going to jail soon so who wants to fuck?

[HorridFroth]

LOL @ 0:43.

Otherwise, obscenity by numbers. Tedious.

[spoonme4202003]

its not good to have dirt on your tangle and i think the reason you talk about roadkill and vaginas is cuz that what yours looks like

[farmingisforme]

hahahha

[leftwingnazi666]

THOUGHT'S

[leftwingnazi666]

IF YOU WANT TO WORK OUT SOME OF THOSE

[leftwingnazi666]

I'M AVAILBLE FOR COUNSELING

[sipes13]

You seriously are the best comedian on YouTube, I find your dead serious dry humor to be hilarious. A lot of people assume you're crazy or weird, but I understand it's meant to seem that way. I love absurd humor! make more videos!

LOL!! you seriously are amazing!!