I've always found it wisest to side with the Scientific Establishment, as it is a verified fact that what science tells us and what scientists tell us are exactly the same thing. Do not read Cowboy Cruncher: The Unforgivable Scientific Legacy of Bucky Laroo!
"You're a Hollywood action hunk, Mort," I called after him, hurdling fallen logs. "You have zero applicable life skills. You'll never survive out here!"
"I've played MacGuyver-esque roles!" Mort yelled back, plowing through dense underbrush. "I'll improvise tools of survival from animal bones and peat moss!"
"MacGuyver-esque tools of survival don't work, Mort. They did an episode of MythBusters on it."
--Cowboy Cruncher: The Unforgivable Scientific Legacy of Bucky Laroo
discodaggett 6 months ago in playlist Bucky Laroo