Pally DPS Song

Set in Classic-era World of Warcraft, this song depicts the er, shortcomings of the Paladin class... but why we loved them anyway.

This song is available for download at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/greyfoo
(also iTunes, etc -- just search for Greyfoo)
(it's been re-mastered and I even managed to fix the godawful drums yay)


I rode my Charger, down Goldshire way,
I like to visit Darkmoon Faire some days,
I met a Maiden, she was asking for help,
"Somebody please kill Hogger, can't do it myself"

"Babe," I said, as I emoted a flex,
"If you need a Paladin, I'm one of the best,"
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she shyly confessed,
"I much prefer a man with ... a big DPS."

Blessings of Light, and a Judgement dress,
When all I ever wanted to be
Was a Pally with DPS
Bubbles and buffs, I'll save you from death,
But all she ever wanted of me
Was a Pally with DPS.

Oh one fine day,
on a mythical server with lag-free play.
Where mages tank, and rogues can buff,
and hunters sometimes even... pass on stuff.
If this could be true, am I dreaming I guess,
when pigs fly over Ironforge,
a Paladin can DPS.

Blessings of Light, and a Judgement dress,
When all I ever wanted to be
Was a Pally with DPS
Bubbles and buffs, I'll save you from death,
But all she ever wanted of me
Was a Pally with DPS.

... reroll I guess.

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• World of Warcraft
• Greyfoo
• Paladin Song

[buttelegend]

As a ret for life this video is classic, hilarious......may be the best WoW vid ever....awesome.

[TheGreyfoo]

@buttelegend DPS will come and go, but we'll always have Patch 3.0 :)

[Odesious25]

<3 this song. Pally dps ftw!

[741rock]

Amazing...

[tyguy31199]

Pallies suck at dps

[freddefrodo98]

Classic wow -3

[owed9]

I'm down with the alliance

[shadownoob83]

@angrytophat my comment is for pvp pve is diffrent story ofc depend's on boss mehanic over all yea prob arc mage with mindless arc blast rotation :)

[angrytophat]

@shadownoob83 thats why world of logs shows clear distinctions between the top 40dps in each class with clear distinctions between each, must also be a coincidence why the top 10 dps on all pve raid boss fights consist of arcane mages and marksman hunters.

[1stmeandyou]

u know what i hate more than taking a shit and having water splash on your ass, its cata complainers shut the fuck up we heard it before we heard it a million times and we dont want to hear it again.

[GGH89]

4.3 retri buff inc huzzah!!!

[godwrote01]

brilliant !