Kinda Sutra Abridged

Great lies to tell small kids:

-There's no such thing as kangaroos - they're just mice standing very near

-Mugs are just cups who've been to the gym

-A new sun is born each morning. They set behind a mountain in the evening and that's where butter comes from

-Jumbo jets are born in the Himalayas. The young ones are called "jumblets" and their mother feeds them with tanker trucks

wow thats cool i never new that

very funny

Poor guy thought he'd get pregnant when he was a boy, that's what misinformation does.

I thought this was very amusing and informative. I, like, these kids grew up knowing the basics of reality. My mother however told me that she learned when she was 6 from her older cousin, who told her that the man was the hotdog, and she was the bun, and he stuck it in and peed. Yes, that's how my mother learned about sex. She didn't want my sister and I to be as confused and horrified as she was.

Great animation from Stardust Studios and illustrator Nathan Reifke....