Roscoe's, We're Yours

If you're looking for a place to go beyond cute and flirty
Roscoes will leave you half naked and dirty
Cause once you pass the door
You go from zero to whore

Walking to the bar in vagina length dresses
Soliciting sex and drunken caresses
Three dollars is all you pay
If you want to get laid

Girls won't hesitate to spread their legs for anyone who begs
Guys will stick their hands straight down your pants at Roscoes that's how you dance

Walk into the bar and go straight to the back
Make your way through hoards of men on the attack
The bench is where you go
To be labeled a scoes ho

From the bench you jump to the corner stage
You might as well be dancing in a strippers cage
You've had too much to drink
So go puke in the sink

Open up the door to get some air
Try to fix your sweaty hair
Lookin classy outside of scoes...
Walk across the street to get a snack
Use the bathroom and hurry back
Gotta dance and go get low.....

Chorus

Look to your right and what do you see
Your best friend whispering please save me
You take a bathroom break
To avoid a big mistake

The lights reveal spilled beer and broken glass
You're makin out with someone from your chemistry class
Before you two can go
You've gotta hunt for your coats

Before the long walk back to dirty D
A 5 dollar footlong is all you need
Once the sandwich is gone
You fool around on someone's lawn

Get back to your dorm and go to your floor
Kick your roommate out and lock the door
You make the bed frame creek
And let it rest until next week

Roscoes hosts our drunk Saturday nights
Filled with drama tear and subway fights
Where'd we be without this skanky bar
You have a piece of our hearts...

And my camera
My jacket from freshman year
Some virginities
Dorm room keys
Roscoes, we're yours.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Luther College
• Roscoe's
• I'm Yours

[TheAlecHenderson]

This is really well done and very very true. The scoes hoes bench is probably the easiest place to catch something...

[Ps3Moonliight]

i please insert my _ _ _ _ in your _ _ _ _ _

[Ps3Moonliight]

i wanna di the one on the right

[niraha]

Oh lord, it's so true...

[xidolly31ix]

y'all should make a song with blanket boy

[arcoffeen]

ah memories... well done ladies

[sprintenchica]

Some things never change. Same story, different faces. Gotta love it!

[averagejoeshuntin]

great job! It was called the Pub back when I was a Luther Student but I see things haven't changed!

[jezmez68]

Great harmonies! I wrote a song about the bar scene in that town, only I called it "Howard County" because it just rolls off the tongue better than "Winneshiek County". Those lyrics are hardcore! Dig it!

[TheBostonianFan]

Nice song about a great-but-not-so-nice establishment. Sadly it's out of sync. Is that fixable? (Came here to see P sing)