'Sit Down and Have a Nice Cup of Tea' (original silly ukulele song, I'm sorry! lol)

Hi everyone, I'm in a silly and maybe a bit crazy mood, must be the full moon! *howls* lol. Or the excessive amount of coffee I've consumed today that's propping me up coz I have a stinking never-ending cold lol. I can't sing this song without laughing, I don't know why, I'm sorry! This is the good as I can manage, I'm afraid! I promised you a silly song after the last rather depressing one, so here lol. I will, one day, make myself learn about chord progressions etc, I have no idea what I'm doing, it's probably obvious! lol.

This song has a similar sort of message to Michelle's 'Stop The World With Me'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9mp0_B59Qc

Go and watch it, it's one of my favourites :-) Her song is elegant and beautifully played, in contrast to mine lol. :-)

LYRICS:

I was driving my car
And some thickhead
Overtakes me on a corner
And ploughs into a tree,
Oh deary me,
Why the hurry?

He bounced right off it,
Came back like a boomerang
And span, and dented
My yellow mustang,
Oh deary me,
Why the hurry?

Chorus:
I'm too slow,
I'm too slow,
You're too fast.

You're too fast,
You're too fast,
I'm too slow.

I was shopping in ASDA
And some stupid cow
Jumps the cue,
Then shouts abuse,
She got dragged away
By security,
What a pity,
Oh deary me,
Why the hurry?

I was in a fancy restaurant
Watching this posh git
Bolting down his food,
He choked on the aparagus,
Then spewed,
Oh deary me,
Why the hurry?

CHORUS

Then I think I said (through the laughing):

Life's not a race,
Take that panicked
Look off your face,
Sit down and have
A nice cup of tea,
Chill out people,
Trust me,
You're missing it,
The beauty amougst
The sh*t,
Have a little nap,
Take a chill pill,
Be still,
Make like a tortoise,
Or maybe a snail,
Actually, no, a statue,
Just stop!

(that wasn't what I had in mind lol)

(C) ruth7784 2009

PS Ha! to those people who say I'm too laid back and slow!
PPS Love you guys, you're the best! :-) X

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[SongwriterEricJohn]

I love this song and your voice!!! Your so great Ruth :) xx

[ruth7784]

Thank you so much Angel! Not many people say they like my voice, tends to be the lyrics they comment on, I understand though, I can't stand my voice! lol. :-) XX

[LeoHareMusic]

Oh my goodness, this is sooooooo funny!

[ruth7784]

:-) Thankies! Glad you think so! I laughed whilst singing it because it's ridiculous! :-) X

[casetone2514]

I concur with the sentiments in this song and I intend to go home an sit down with a nice cup of tea.

[ruth7784]

Good, good, enjoy! :-) X

[ruth7784]

Hi Kean! Thanks for subscribing :-) "Nice" was not a word I was expecting to describe it lol, thank you :-) X

[keanghiero]

VERY NICE, RUTH.

SUPER!

5*

All the best

Kean

[ruth7784]

Thank you Hoosier! :-) X

[ruth7784]

Thanks Caroline, glad I made you laugh! :-) X