Teh Lolcat Messiah: Meowlelujah Chorus

Happy Easter?

Handel kitteh takes inspiration from a few quotes in teh lolcat bible.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Also many thanks to ghostofdayinperson for holding together the soprano and alto kittehs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ghostofdayinperson

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lolcat
• lolcats
• bible
• funny
• cats
• kitteh
• ceiling
• cat
• basement

[Holycrap27]

Dis ar teh borin, can u at least mak it an akshully video, not slideshow, but i haz teh lulz and you iz it stil

[Nykytyne2]

@Holycrap27 I was going to make it a video, but I was having a hard time getting the cats to sing in unison.

[fantasy0coach]

Well that explains why my cat thinks it bloody owns me.

[Nykytyne2]

@fantasy0coach If you give your dog food, shelter, and care he thinks you're God. If you give your cat food, shelter, and care she thinks *she's* God.

[Mephistophilus]

watch?v=LTunhRVyREU

[Nykytyne2]

@Mephistophilus Honestly I think Meow Mix should hire us after this. We're a lot more ambitious than the meower they currently employ.

[Rationalific]

"Our father, who art in heaven" translates into "Pater noster, qui es in caelis" in Latin. It is obvious that "caelis" in Latin really means "ceiling" in English. This is strong evidence that the prayer was referring to "teh ceiling cat".

[HaleyMary]

The Egyptians had it right for centuries. The cats are the true Gods of this world. :)

[michalchik]

I hate fact that I like this, but I do!

[Chittychittybang001]

Oh noez! It iz teh kitteh mesiya! Evrybody hid yur cookeez!

[BeatleJohn420]

I wonder who the owner of ceiling cat is and if they realise their cat is so famous.

0_0?

[att3sor]

@macafeek215 Fucking bay, is what it is! or Fucking day, fucking cay, fucking may, fucking say, fucking pay...

[macafeek215]

fucking gay.

[LuYuRoFr]

@HomageofReason oh noes! i canz not affordz teh legil cownsilzers servicez.... i haz to bees my ownz lawiierz. i iz going to mkes sure teh kittehs gets teh cheezburghrz from your people walletz!

[staurse]

Ceiling Kitteh iz the best XD

[HomageofReason]

@LuYuRoFr

I iz srsly mad bout teh slandrus tingz u sed bout me. I are contaktn my leegil cownsilz az we speek. KTHXBYE.

[LuYuRoFr]

@HomageofReason Oh Hai. Ceiling Cat haz noes times to feedz teh kittehs cuz his watchingz HomageofReason masturbate. so sumone betterz stops teh masturbatingz so teh kittehs has gets cheezburghrs from teh almigtyes Ceiling Cat!! Meowlelujah!

[AntiEtc]

I wonder if the whole "cat owns you" think has to do with the Egyptians holding them up as gods back then?