Bruce Almighty:Hilarious Boat Scene

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Bruce: Hi, Susan!
Grace: Oh, thank you, God
Bruce: Bruce Nolan here, aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
Bruce: Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal.
Bruce: Oh, look! It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill.
Bill, Ferry Owner: That's all right.
Bruce: No, no, no, no, no. Come on, let's have a talk
Grace: Come on. What are you *doing*?
Bruce: Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill, Ferry Owner: Hey, man, I don't want any problems.
Bruce:Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life, eroding beneath me!
Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: Cut the feed. Cut to black.
Control Booth Operator: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!

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[Boskotheserb]

Just wanted to throw this one out there: I performed this scene for an audition (swear words and all), and ended up getting the main part! Thank you, Christopher80611 :)

[Christopher80611]

@Boskotheserb eh...no prob!

[Christopher80611]

Hey guys,thanks everybody for like and comments.Sorry,i accidently end the vid quickly before he say 'Back to you FUCKERS!'If you want,i can make a re-upload.Just tell me.

[dydx09]

EROOOOOODINGGGGGGGG!

[ukgodsavethequeen]

@Christopher80611 I think you did a fine job. Just the scene i was looking for.

[paddyman890]

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[KAYLIBAYBEE]

I want that hat haha

[jorgeplanb]

Or we're you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off? Hahaha always gets me xD

[joshgelb79]

@Christopher80611

Do it. Better quality too by any chance? Love this scene.

[hklamtiggerhk]

Hey! Wacky Evil Backstabber - I mean, Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard, Baxter, rather! I'm Bruce Almighty for Eyewitness News! Back to you fuckers!

[Missita91]

Lol



[tiosopaman]

i went on that fuckin boat cruise 2 months ago

just imagine what i recorded with my grandma...

[davidanderson49]

I made up a rap by pressing 1-9 rapidly

[davidanderson49]

0:09 What the hell is wrong with that guys head?