Molson I am Canadian

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

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[Piecesof8]

I'm as patriotic as any American as you'll find, and I think this is a fantastic commercial. Cheers to our Canadian brothers and sisters.

[brkinger35]

Americans are just mad because were bigger and on top. I AM CANADIAN!

[pjc858]

Good job, eh. Now that it think of it: C "a" N "a" D "a". Coincidence? I think not.

[LadyAzelas]

My friend from Canada sent me this vid when I asked about "The Spirit of the Maple Leaf" yeah...umm Canadians are a proud people obviously.

[akbrgurl145]

@jakemagnum11 someone wishes they were as kool as us .. ;)

[TheAyshunDragon]

@jakemagnum11 What kind of test has 'CANADA' for the answer to a question like that? The Redneck Acceptence exam? Then again you may just be stupid enough that all the answers have to be the same. Or maybe you never learned about the 99% of the world outside of Texas. Baise les Etats-Unis, parce que je suis Canadien!

[jakemagnum11]

@england293 your intellect, wit, and ability to articulate only makes my jaws drop and gape. well done. maybe newton was reincarnated in canada after all.

[england293]

@jakemagnum11

You said "he".

Hetalia fan by any chance???

Just wondering.

[jakemagnum11]

@TheAyshunDragon so basically...canada is the shit because it holds like the largest population of men who dance around in iceskates and nail each each to the ice whilst attempting to hit a puck into a tiny goal. truly fascinating.. thanks brah...i will try to make sure not to miss that test question: "what is the most pathetic country in North America who hopes to enlist hockey players when its military resources (exist to none) go down" where choices A-E all read "canada" in capital letters.

[jakemagnum11]

@england293 so, are you like god or something? like..the fact you know all this useful information that allows you to get into youtube debates entitles to you to a heavenly platform. who the hell cares about GOOGLE for researching pointless info when you got my bwoi england293! he'll enlighten you on the meaning of life via the turbuluence of canada's largest source of freshwater! all hail england293!

[BrynnBilou2000]

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@ronpaul2016

I agree. I am Canadian and i speak English. English is the future of mankind. Someday the whole world will speak English and anyone who doesn't will be left in the dust. English is clearly the most superior and easiest language in the world!