Molson I am Canadian

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

• Category

  Comedy

[meaghan lydie]

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!! I wouldnt want to live in any other nation :)

[Brodie Spies]

How dare you, HOW DARE YOU! You fuckin mindless fuck! Did you forget about WWI and WWII?? We lost more soldiers than you did because we were in both wars before you got off your fat lazy asses and helped! Fuck you and have a nice day. Learn some history you dumb twit.

[Chris Bisson]

percentage wise, Canadians lost more of their military during both world wars... And calling Canadians "ignorant" is a joke, considering we are one of the most educated countries in the world, not to mention our much higher ranking than the united states of 'murica

[MegawattHamr]

Typically ignorant Canadian...hmmm cause that exactly what most people in Canada think of Americans. Fat, lazy, gun loving and dumb. I don't think like that but I do think most Americans are ignorant

[iamainsworth]

Excuse me? The US lost over twice as many soldiers as Canada in WWI and over TEN TIMES as many soldiers in WWII.

How aboot you learn some history you typically ignorant Canadian.

[dakoslug]

And considering that the States were indeed in both world wars, I don't understand what you are trying to say?

[dakoslug]

Wow you're wrong. You did not suffer more losses in WW2 or WW1. How about you learn some history.

[BeatleBoy247]

Mattew Williams's speech to every country

[Devin Weir]

Yeah that's all great, but then there's what we did to native people and the Japanese in ww2

[maryjo m]

Do you anything about our Army, really? Watch the clip Tom Brokaw explains Canada to the Americans and come back with your negative comments about us and our army that's lost. You're the judgmental loser!

[Kletzka Koslovski]

Please, hold your applause :D

[coolkidinsight]

Guys, Americans sew Canadian flags on their backpacks.