Metroid Other M (why it SUCKS) Mega Review (The Ultimate In-depth Breakdown)

Here you have it, my Mega Review of Metroid Other M. A complete analysis of the entire game. Every plot hole, every gameplay mishap, nothing escapes this ultimate Other M roast. Enjoy.
Link to Prime's discrete removal from the timeline if you're curious:
http://gonintendo.com/?p=134762#comment-section

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[Videofreak1127]

Retro Studios needs to develop and create the next Metroid game. All of the Primes (-Hunters) and Donkey Kong were all excellent games.

[TheGamingBritShow]

@Videofreak1127 Retro had nothing to do with Hunters actually.

[torpedofin]

The Prime series is actually placed before the nes classic, so when Samus talks about it being her first joint mission since becoming a bounty hunter, it is the truth, she was with the galactic federation, then left to become a bounty hunter in metroid 1.

[TheGamingBritShow]

@torpedofin The prime series takes place after Metroid 1 on the NES and before Metroid 2 on the GameBoy. Samus was a freelance bounty hunter in the Prime games, she just happened to be taking jobs from the federation.

[torpedofin]

@TheGamingBritShow Oop, sorry you're right, read a IGN review or something mentioning it came before nes, but probably wrong. So in which game did she work in joint missions with the galactic federation, between becoming a freelance bounty hunter (the prime games) and other m?

[TheGamingBritShow]

@torpedofin The set up for Prime 3 is clearly a joint mission. In the first section she literately is teaming up with other bounty hunters to fight off Space Pirates on Norion.

[Gigamyt3]

@MrMetroid1998 With all the brevity in wit of my soul, can I impolre you to cut the fanboy dribble you spout out THE FUCK OUT! Seriously, when you aren't vocifering ad garish fanboy melancholy nauseum with your poorly illiterate wording you begat from your hind about how much you dainteir illogically to disagree with (regarding how well they present their thought provoking counter arguments to you; what with this very review), realize that these are the views of a sole person, and NOT your own!

[TheGamingBritShow]

@MrMetroid1998 From what I can tell, the only person beating a dead horse around here is you.

[RainbowLizardOne]

@MrMinecraftio You mean 0 from IGN

[RainbowLizardOne]

Technically, nightmare's appearance is chronologically the first.

[MrMinecraftio]

this review has made me not want to play any new metroids unless they have at least a 9.5 on ign

[executableapplet]

Major plot hole: no one understands why Samus admires this man, except that she explicitly states her admiration for him. And that, may be quite unhealthy. @torpedofin

[executableapplet]

@TheGamingBritShow I've had my run in with this particular individual, and several like him. We try to remain sensible youtubers about this, but they insist pestering us with half-assed intelligence. Pay them little mind and hopefully they'll fade with time.

[Videofreak1127]

I'm quite surprised that he didn't point out the major hole in the story, which was that we never knew who the deleter was

[torpedofin]

@torpedofin Adam also had alot of respect for her, but it was just not his way to show it so obviously.