A typical day in Mario Kart Wii

Not much to say here, just watch, I guess... typical CPU BS going on in Mario Kart, as usual. Hilarity ensues. Or not. Depends. At least it wasn't online... but then again ,that also happens online.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Mario
• Kart
• Wii
• Dry
• Ruins
• 50cc
• cheating
• CPU
• BS
• unlucky
• lol
• thunder
• lightning
• red
• blue
• shell

[TuascoBR]

4 times in a lap? i got hit by 8 blue shells in a lap on online... (and another time i got 15 thunder clouds in a row and i got hit by them all (i couldn't pass to other racers) YEAH IM THE UNLUCKIEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!! WHERES MAI TROPHY?

[Kelmster]

@TuascoBR It does happen, but it's often caused by hackers. I remember getting stars all the time, no matter what position I was in, in a race where there was an obvious hacker who was flying all over the map, lol. I also remember one time in Mario Kart DS, when all three of my opponents got a blue shell at the same time during the last stretch of the race, and they fired them one after the other. There's a limit to bad luck, I'm pretty sure it's often forced bad luck =P

[AtomicLugia]

CPU's are cheap bastards ;-)

[Kelmster]

Yes, they are. Oh yes, they are... xD

[Sniper257]

please don't ever do the slow-mo thing again. I think you just killed my childhood.

[Kelmster]

Sorry :D

[AtomicLugia]

The SloMo reminds me of Matrix. xD

[TheMrmkw]

al-qaida 2

[TuascoBR]

@7GeorgeB1 maybe the blue shells were a hacker... but it was like 2 on the first lap, 1 on the second lap, and 5 on the last lap... but the thunder clouds actually happened... and it was when i was nooby at mkwii... and nooby i mean i still havent played online... it was on a 150cc grand prix that i got the 15 thunder clouds... not all in one lap but i got most in the last lap... i finished the race in like 7th or 8th... (ah the days when i sucked alot in mkwii...)

[7GeorgeB1]

@TuascoBR ok on each lap there is about 4 sets off item boxes. that means the most thunder clouds you could have gotten was 12 and also if you got hit by 8 blue shells it was a hacker. The game is programmed not to give out more than 4 blue shells per course.

[ShadowAmnesia]

@TuascoBR right here. :l

[ShadowAmnesia]

in double dash, red shells can be dodged if you had skill, now, they stop and wait for you if ur in the air or something. >:(

[Kelmster]

@SpurlingxX I'm sure you would have done much better against homing items that can't be dodged.

[pokemonmaster297]

The red shell obviously came from the person behind you BEFORE the shock came....