Ylvis - "What's the meaning of Stonehenge?"
The incredible ballade of Stonehenge by norwegian comedian Vegard Ylvisaker.
From the norwegian talk show 'I kveld med Ylvis' on TVNorge.
Lyrics:
My life is so successful.
I've got everything a man could ever need.
Got a thousand dollar haircut
and I even got a talk show on TV.
And I know I should be happy, but instead
there's a question I can't get out of my head.
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
why it was built 5 000 years ago.
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high?
Completely without the technology
we have today.
When I make my jalapenos,
calamari and prosciutto
I'm the king.
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
when I tell her all I bought is from the local store.
When the kids have gone to bed we're all alone.
She gives me a smile,
then she plays with my balls.
All I think of is Stonehenge.
I think about it when I dream
the biggest henge that I've ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake
or a prison far to easy to escape?
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend.
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand.
And they moved it.
And they dragged it.
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales.
What's the deal with Stonehenge?
You should have a left a tiny hint
when you made a this fucking labyrinth of stone.
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?
Two stone age guys wondering what to do
who just said 'dude let's build a hedge or two'?
I would give anything to know (about the Stonehenge)
Yeah I would give all I have to give (would you give them your car?)
Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car (what car do you drive?)
Drive a Civic (a car you can trust)
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge (what henge is that again?)
It's the Stonehenge. It's the Stonehenge.
God, it's the greatest henge of all.
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
One of Josh Groban's best songs!
fredrikselvig 3 months ago 104
When i make my jalapeños, calamaria and prosciutto.
I'AM THE KING!
So hardcore.
PaintMove 3 months ago 40