"I love how innocent you guys are," he said sarcastically, glancing over at me before taking his eyes back to the screen. "Everyone knows you're fucking, why can't you just tell them you're pregnant so we can stop hiding things?"
"Because," I whined. "I don't want to," I explained, pouting at him.
"Whatever," he rolled his eyes, popping something in his mouth.
"Is that chocolate? Give me some!"
"Pregnancy cravings much?" he asked, handing me a square of the chocolate bar he was eating.
"Shut up. Come on, I want to read more about my exciting life," I laughed, turning back to the screen. He scrolled back up the page to read another one about us.
Nick Jonas QUITTING MUSIC FOR SELENA
A source close to the couple has revealed that Selena is requesting that Nick scrap his music career and focus on her. 'She doesn't like the fame and keeps telling him that he needs to take a break. He is very reluctant, but if push comes to shove he will probably do it for her.' The source also says that Selena is very serious about her demands. 'She has threatened to leave a couple of times and she told him multiple times that its over, but she is still crazy about him and if she actually ended things with him, I would be very surprised.' Who knows whats in store for this young couple? Nobody wants our favourite Hollywood couple to part ways, but no more Nick Jonas music is too high of a price to pay.
"Wow, I didn't realize I was such a bitch," I laughed, winking at him.
"I did. Oh, your ass is on the home page," Joe said, clicking on something again.
"My ass as in, me or literally my ass?" I said with raised eyebrows.
"Literally," he said, glancing up as if he was afraid his mother would return. "Well, kind of. I mean you can't really see anything but you know. Nick's hand is all over it," he chuckled, showing me the picture of Nick and I outside that Halloween party.
Selena and Nick Jonas MIDNIGHT MAKE OUT SESH
Innocent? We think not. A source who spent the night at the same party as the couple said 'I talked to Selena for a while and she seems really nice. She kept mentioning Nick a lot, like he was on her mind. Neither of them got drunk but they were creating a storm on the dancefloor.' And creating a storm in the driveway...We'd like to draw your attention to the Jo Bro's hand...lets just say we can't wait for Nelena babies.
"Holy fuck they're onto us," I laughed, choosing to see the funny side in this situation.
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boring boring boring.
gah.
love you guys :)
xoxo
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POST :) im addicted to your stories :D
Bbethbethbeth123 8 months ago
~currently dying.
You haven't posted in likeee 3 days D::::
SelenaMarieGomezYT 8 months ago
imagine if this was real ^.^
stellasstories 9 months ago
Nelena babies.. Ah, wish it was true (:
xnelenafanforever94x 9 months ago
I loved the articles :)
RachelMarie96 9 months ago
haha the articles made me laugh :) and it wasnt boring- your stories are great !
SopsJ 9 months ago
Selena's awesome :) I love the articles :D
JonasBrothersLove320 9 months ago
Lol! The articles are funny :)
cRaZyLiKeMe525 9 months ago
I love Joe and Selena's relationship. :D Hahaha.
chIssEy13 9 months ago
Im so excited for jellybean to come and for selena to tell!
This is soo not boring:)
Oh and i love joe and selena aha.
SelenaMarieGomezYT 9 months ago