What NOT to Say to Girl Gamers Volume 3

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Noob of the day: HSz x eXpLoDe x

(In this episode we will let you hear one of the noob's voice messages before showing you the highlights of the game in which he was PWNed 1v1 on MLG Guardian V6. The original game is close to 13 minutes long so its best to download it off of the file share while it is available since youtube has its limits.)

So Cara is playing Halo, not even warmed up yet, and this noob gets lucky enough to be on her team in team snipers. Well this game was pretty much over before it began and the other team was destroyed. But this noob, HSz x eXpLoDe x, spent the game betraying/shooting his team mates.

After the game he has the audacity to ask her for a 1v1, of course cursing like the immature (yet not young) pathetic boy he is. His words pretty much claimed he PWNs players 1v1 all the time, he wants to beat her to put on his file share and show everyone on his list and on Game Battles, that he is good, that no one can beat him, bla bla bla. Then the bad kid pulled the grand noob tactic of all, he asked if she was scared. Anytime you hear this you know someone is desperate to prove themselves and, in fact, actually sucks. These types of noobs are easy to beat.

So Cara thought how funny would it be to PWN a noob without even a proper warm up and post it on youtube to publicly embarrass him? So this noob got destroyed. This MLG Game Battles playing "so-called-good" player didn't even put up a proper fight. What a joke he is.

His record (at the time of writing this according to Bungie's website):

Games Played (MM not including customs): 465
EXP: 342
Difference: 123
Status: Halo 3 Noob

Seeing how he gets beat this easily by someone not warmed up and seeing how his record is a joke, not to mention his MLG rank is pathetic, it is safe for all of us to assume he had no chance at winning this game. Nice luck grenade kills noob in the beginning. It kept you from being completely shut out as badly as most noobs that ask for a 1v1.

This has been a public service announcement. If you message HSz x eXpLoDe x please don't laugh too hard into the mic.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• girl
• gamers
• aww
• its
• cara
• pwns
• HSz
• eXpLoDex
• MLG
• Guardian
• V6
• 1v1
• noob

[Superkeks2]

Sorry, but which Halo is this? I have never played any Halo but i want to give the game a chance because i am sick of all the CoD BS and for Halo you really need skill. Also which Halo should i try to get into the whole Halo thing?

And btw, this dude is a complete douchebag :)

[Om3gaW3apon]

@Superkeks2 Halo 3 but Reach is out now. The number of players in Halo 3 is lower since the release of Halo Reach.

[hellkitten3000]

@Om3gaW3apon isn't Halo Combat Anniversary out now?

[Om3gaW3apon]

@hellkitten3000 Yes but it is single player only. It comes with more maps for Reach, but Anniversary itself is just a single player remake.

[DenoNomer]

@IRAQI6TNT I was referring to your experiences and how you wouldn't know if someone keeping quiet was male or female. He may know the players personally or they may have said so when asked. I don't agree with him in that either is a better gamer - it comes down to practice and skill.

[Mrlogan22321]

i dont understand idiots like him girls can be gamers to im a dude who has played against girl gamers ill admit they've beaten me and i have no problem with it i dont go sending calling them bitches hos or any other name thats a dick move and one more thing dont talk like that to ppl like that its disrespectful

[jonathanthej0k3r]

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[TuxHoot]

Tipical grenadier noob. First thing he does when he sees an enemy, he throws a grenade, and hope for the best

[dotheimpossible1]

Place respectable comment here :)

[EccentricBriChu]

...I have one thing to say.

We run the world. >3

[TheN00bernaut]

Obviously MLG.

[a084123]

Lol sore losers now days.Not bad for a girl and i say that cause back then almost every girl would call you a nerd for playing a video game but since all the online stuff came out alot of people who didnt play games as much are now playing them.Real gamers dont judge the systems they judge the game and skill of it and i gotta say the girl got skills lol.

[nerdfan28]

wow dick got owned

gamerchicks-20million ducsh bag-0 win!!!!

[OoAdrienneoO]

Girls that promote their gender are literally calling out for pervy messages or hate mail.