kevin pollak youtube application

you know me i'm was on the twitter
talking 'bout the eighties forever and ever
telling everyone i was in a few good men
while waiting for my brisket warming in the oven

i was on the johnny carsons show
but it was a long long time ago
now the nice lady at the library
signed me up to the youtube for free

hey look! no emmy no tony
looks like i'll never hold an oscar
but it doesn't have to be sad and lonely
youtube won't you make me a partner

i can vlog 'bout teen girls half my age
or just copy dane cook's whole comedy act
call myself blunty defend my rage
or deny a god like a religious fanatic

or i can be like the unpaid festering slobs
the yaffles the colbents and the bwhahrhrs
the snarkdetriomphes even the k80blogs
making endless videos with nothing to say

i can speak broken japanese
just like gimmeabreakman
or do absolutely nothing at all like citizen stand
put you to sleep faster than ohcurt or kenrg can
just don't kick me off like jipsi k

google kevin pollak you'll see i'm the same
notice how very close i came to fame
now i have to hang my head in shame
rejected because vimeo doesn't know my name

i can be as big for you as boh3m3 can
or be on your community council
like skehan's girlfriend
i'm not here to restart the lisa nova spam
youtube i'm your very next ian crossland

hey look! no emmy no tony
looks like i'll never hold an oscar
but it doesn't have to be sad and lonely
youtube won't you make me a partner

hey look! no emmy no tony
looks like i'll never hold an oscar
but it doesn't have to be sad and lonely
youtube won't you make me a partner

hey look! i'm kevin pollak
it's pronounced pollak not polack
hey look! i want to be a partner
does twitter have partners?

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[swishinyourwalk]

what the hell

[popeyecaan]

You're the guy who bought that book?

[maxxasvideo]

nice!

[frumpyframpton]

Kevin Pollack should favorite this and watch it daily.

[MrDoodyHeadTwo]

you continue to AMAZE ME

[TheBeeOBee]

OMG did you really do that to the book!??!!?

[MBRHIndustries]

Awesome.

[missuscake]

he he he funny as always

[lisasimpson]

Wow, what a video!

[leafdude]

cheers!