Mike Dawson Reflects on Life
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IN THE BATHROOM!
That's the best place in the world to think, Mike.
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@rundas27 Yeah.
By the way, did you kill Rita?
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The Bathroom of Success?
Oh no!
The only way to get out of there is to be successful!
Mike Dawson will never make it!
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Not the bathroom of thinking again! The only way out of here is thinking!
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@Cloaytonem2 No one can shower anyway since Paul is draining all the water supply for his lawn
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@ADVRipper4EVER Oh wait, that was intentional? You sir are a god among longplayers.
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No. I just wanted the people to think that Mike Dawson is a necrophile. I did everything i could to give him a bad reputation. And it worked because now he is famous.
You know, it's funny, because my newest walkthrough was about a girl named Rita.
Rita James, has you killed by Mike Dawson?
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@ADVRipper4EVER I see... but I also noticed you seem to have had a particular obsession with RITA'S CORPSE.
ADVRipper4EVER, you killed Rita, didn't you?
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I love to explore the Dark World over and over, because i'm a big fan of H.R. Giger's artwork. Sometimes there are new stuff to see, and new dialog lines with a few characters. I just love to navigate through the mirror maze. It's fun. I didn't want to use the shortcut. No pain, no gain.
LOL
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@ADVRipper4EVER Wait, you did that walkthrough?
I understand that much, but... why did you keep going to the same places over and over, even when the game clearly directed you somewhere else? And what was your fascination with the mirror maze?
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five minutes later mike was molested by Ik and Uk.
...you know, Mackenzie had to go through some ridiculous puzzles too.
But I bet even she could win the ring toss without having to get a magnetizing crossbow from the fucking dark world.
SpotxSpot 3 months ago
@SpotxSpot I could make so many jokes about how Mackenzie is a better detective than Mike Dawson.
And she's what, 12?
Cloaytonem2 3 months ago
touch detective music, you magnificent hero.
sophisticate107 3 months ago
@sophisticate107 SOMEONE ELSE PLAYED THAT?
Cloaytonem2 3 months ago
Okay, in the first game Mike showed; albeit with his clothing on. In this game, he doesn't shower, sleep, or even nearly function as a real human being. So, what, did the game designers just think Mike Dawson was the equivalent of a Scarecrow? Please, A Scarecrow has MORE personality To the director of Dark Seed II.... YA MISSED PAL!
biogunproductions 3 months ago
@biogunproductions Mike's mom saves a ton on her water bill from Mike not showering. Plus, all she has to fix him is boiled water.
Cloaytonem2 3 months ago 11