Pissing in the Rain

Enlightenment through gravity

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• gravity
• piss
• pissing
• urine
• urination
• shower
• rain
• enlightenment
• pleasure
• water
• flow

[2bsirius]

Do you need any special equipment to conduct this experiment?

[conferencereport]

@2bsirius None whatsoever, although I would imagine having a penis makes a difference.

[AnomalousDataPoint]

How about having a sticky shit in a sauna?

[conferencereport]

@AnomalousDataPoint I think I'll pass on that one; I don't fancy the clean up. I do like the alliteration of the sentence though.

[bikemessenger7]

there is also the feeling of connection. I especially feel it when urinating from a high point. off a cliff perhaps. if I can reach the ground 40 50 feet away while still going, well I feel something as if I am touching that point in the distance.

[conferencereport]

@bikemessenger7 Just don't try it off the platform of a subway station. That third rail is a killer.

[Loreleila]

Better than doing it in the wind probably.

[JellaMonTaco]

very enlightening....but what about pissing in the wind!?

[FmMan33]

You pisser, now I need to do a piss.

[BugsMr123]

I thought, for a moment, that you were going to share an ecstatic moment ... and somehow we ended up in the 'analysis workshop', explaining how the real joy of the pissing experience is to be found is the secure satisfaction that comes with realizing that it's all just physics.

And strangely, the pleasure goes away.

[jamiethomsonssongs]

@Curas1 haha, indeed.. certainly a sight to behold.

[Curas1]

@jamiethomsonssongs

Guess it would be raw thrust vs vectoring ability LOL!

[jamiethomsonssongs]

@Curas1 based on speed alone, not sure who'd perform best,

but if they had to piss their way through a maze or round an obstacle course,

men would be a tough act to follow.

[Curas1]

I wonder in a Zero G environment what would the fastest a person could propel themselves pissing and would men or women have a better advantage at it ?

[THEGrumpyTed]

By the gods below; Fred you're the only man alive who could make this argument so sincerely and so effectively.

[WetlandsRemediation]

Wonderful agreed, sir.

It even cures the athlete's foot.

But you'll never convince the ladies.

Here the droughth is so deep-

public urination is considered an act of charity.

[trick0171]

or a swimming pool