Happy Kwanhanumas!

Kwanhanumas (also spelled Kwaanchanumas) is a universal winter holiday that promotes politically correct ethnic tolerance, conspicuous retail consumption disguised as charity and general Krampus awareness. Rituals associated with Kwanhanumas Sock which is erroneously believed to ward off Krampus attacks. Krampus attacks are indiscriminate. Most lore credits Kenneth James Gregory with the invention of Kwanhanumas, who claimed he was visited by the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr. (a prominent African-american Jew) dressed as Santa Clause and given the secrets of Kwanhanumas. The apparition of Sammy Davis Jr. revealed ancient incantations on golden tablets that Kenneth James Gregory later used to unwittingly unleash the Krampus from his 10,000 year slumber. Some critics of Kwanhanumas believe the entire holiday is an elaborate rouse to promote the new "Danger Eagle EP" produced by the Beat Philanthropists set to release early 2011. (www.beatphilanthropymusic.com)

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