Butthole Surfers - Dracula From Houston (Lyrics)

This is the band Butthole surfers and their song Dracula from Houston. Though they're band name is very stange, their music is terrific, and they have many hits. This song is also commonly known from the hit world of warcraft machinima series "Dude Where's My Mount?"
Lyrics:
got no future, great big past
little bitty guy on the rim of my glass
gotta meet the plane so i can get my monkey
teach him to be cool butt a little bit funky
got no credit and i got no fear
and i got about a buck so i can buy a beer
gotta see a doctor 'bout the words I've said
and i gotta get a bike and i gotta paint it red

oh no we gotta go
we're not gonna live forever
why why we gotta die
you know that we'll be together
hey hey we gotta say
i could never be a savior
you don't have to be there
cuz I'm never never never coming home

three feet deep in a slow-motion wreck
i was walkin' the walk and i was talking to the best
i was wrinkled an shriveled an steppin' out of line
playin' the end against the middle and losin' every time
i was vainous, heinous, crippled, sad
thought i was invincible the baddest of the bad
then i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed
had to get a bike, had to paint it red

oh no we gotta go
we're not gonna live forever
why why we gotta die
you know that we'll be together
hey hey we gotta say
i could never be a savior
i know that you'll miss me
butt I'm never never never coming home

crazy, I'm crazed
i wanna tell you that I'm crazy
Janis Ian Curtis Mayfield Lesley Gore Vidal Sasson
how ya thinka how ya thinka how ya think I'll take it saida
how ya think I'll take it when they hit it on the moon
rebel Joe weird Jane where will they go and where's their brain
esta noche enchilada pinche cabron ní por nada

oh no we gotta go
we're not gonna live forever
why why we gotta die
you know that we'll be together
hey hey we gotta say
i could never be a savior
you don't have to be there
cuz I'm never never never coming home

staring in disbelief out at the gloom
i was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon
i got real good in about six years
started playin' out for a couple of beers
then one day i was playin' at the gig
and in walked the monkey with a couple of funky friends
he came right over and said this is what you'll do
your gonna get a bike your gonna paint it blue

oh no we gotta go
we're not gonna live forever
why why we gotta die
you know that we'll be together
hey hey we gotta say
i could never be a savior
and i know that you'll miss me
but I'm never never never coming home
[ Dracula From Houston Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

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[Lansdenc]

You all are idiots. It's not even on ELECTRICLARRYLAND

its on WEIRD REVOLUTION

[TheExtant]

@Lansdenc I picked a random picture, not a big deal buddy. You mad bro?

[LJKBIGMAC]

Thumbs up for "Dude wheres my mount".

[5555eggfuzz]

This song gives me a raging boner. Have a nice day

[themysticalJ]

It's funny how some songs are so normal & some are not

[LubeTubeChick]

loooooooooooooooeve it

[rosilen125]

heard this song from american horro stoy

[ShingThing]

Best band name

[DantePalmtrees]

I want A monkey :(

[TheCourier63]

nosalgia ftw

[swampdodger33]

top o the pops

[yourmomma303]

WTF i think this ruiened my fucking life

[23runner4]

@CrystalEye12345 don't worry, I don't think it's real..