I KEEP FORGETTING IT'S TEMPTED NOT TEMPTING, Haha yeah so I keep typing it wrong in the Title part. Oi.
[Saturday evening]
I staggered out of bed after napping and cracked open my door, that's weird...Demi wasn't around. I stepped out of my room, in just my boxers and ran my hands through my messy curls. I went into the kitchen to look for my cell phone which mysteriously went missing. It wasn't there, maybe Demi had it. I opened her door and sure enough it was on the ground in front of her opened bathroom door. I went over and bent down to pick it up, but something caught my eye. I very slowly got up with my cell phone in my hand. My throat was completely knotted and I couldn't move a muscle. My mouth dropped and I let out a small gasp, she heard it and whisked around. "Joe, what the fuck are you doing?!" She quickly covered her body up with a her hands. I still couldn't say anything, I knew I looked like a deer in the headlights but there was a naked girl in front of me, how could I move at a time like this? Her body was wet and her black hair was sticking to her chest.
She slammed the door shut, waking me from my thoughts. "Oh shit. Sorry, Demi?!" Oh my God, this was going to be SO awkward.
"Can't you ever knock, Joe?!" She opened the door again, this time in a pair of baggy sweats and a white tank. Her wet hair had soaked through the thin fabric so if I didn't see anything before, I did now. By instinct I looked down at her very visible chest. She had just noticed I was only in my boxers and she couldnt take her eyes off of each contour of my abs. She finally looked at my face, noticing I was staring at her chest she gasped and covered herself, "What is with you today?!"
I shook my head fast, "Nothing, sorry...it's just you were...naked."
"Yes Joe, that is typically what I look like when I step out of the shower!"
I nodded slowly, "You might want to dry your hair before you get your top wet."
"Ugh, Joe you are such a perv. I can't even believe you. You are BANNED from my room, you hear me? BANNED!" She put her tiny hands on my chest and tried to push me out but I was way stronger than her, I grabbed her wrists and put them by her side.
"I can leave on my own, Demi." I stepped out of her room and leaned against her door. "What the hell just happened?" I said to myself. She opened the door again, causing me to fall to the ground.
"You are officially the stupidest boy I know."
[Demi]
I closed the door again and sat down on my bed. Sometimes I hated living with a boy. He always left the toilet seat up, he never cleaned up after himself and he hogged the television. What was worse was living with the kind of boy JOE is. He brings girls home almost every night and I have to listen to their annoying moaning through our paper-thin walls, he smokes inside and I always have to pick him up when he's too drunk to even move and now today, I have one more thing to add to my list. God, BOYS are so fucking annoying sometimes. But Jesus almighty, how did I never notice his body? I seriously need a boyfriend, I haven't kissed a guy in...wow not even going to say it. Okay...2 years. I haven't kissed a guy in TWO years. I mean it's not like i'm a complete prude, i've done everything except for sex. Yep, i'm still a virgin. I don't mind though, i'm saving it for the right person. And now I was going to get my fat ass off my bed, put something skimpy and hot on and I was going to get me a boyfriend. Damn right, Demi Lovato, the good girl was going to get a little slutty tonight.
[Joe]
I went into my closet to change and ran into my bulletin board, not literally. My eyes focused on a picture of Demi and I, I was trying to kiss her cheek and she had a playfully disgusted look on her face, her hands were holding my face away from her. I couldn't take my eyes off of the picture. I never really noticed that she was good looking, I always felt like she was just one of the guys. I'm not saying I see her differently, because I don't. Something about her was just...different. I guess I just realized that she was a girl, as ridiculous as that sounds.
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*rolls eyes* Joe, you're an idiot!!
I found it really funny! Joe couldn't move ahah
Oh Demi, you don't need a boyfriend, you just need to wake up Joe! Loved it! (:
MartuXa16 2 years ago
great :P a bit strange,but funny :P
miyaa7 2 years ago