Jack Dee's Text Messages 4

[Video] Jack Dee's Text Messages 4 (Wiggy St Helens UK 2008)

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[TheFspirit]

"Jack no matter how bad life gets it could be worse. You could be an egg, you only get smashed once, laid once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mum"

ROFLMAO!!!!!! xD

[tjbayliss]

@CrystalSnowfire What key opens every lock?

A Pikey.

You mean Gypsy, but that's not what a Pikey is.

In England we just call people Pikey's if they are thieving cunts who steal stuff.

Usually poor people, sometimes gypsy s - but not always.

I usually refer to townies as pikeys.

Little twats in tracksuits who would probably break into your house to steal 1 cigarette.

[MunchinOnDew]

"You're standing in front of an anagram of 'Eat all the evil poo.'"

-Demetri Martin

[Xiolaer]

The Anagram is wrong there is only 2 E you need 3 for Eat thE Evil (livE at thE apollo)

[PlyLilian]

@MNightTomalan Its this: Eat all th'evil poo. :)

[rugbyanden]

The anagram thing was awesome!

[MNightTomalan]

Eat all the evil poo, has 3 e's. Live at the apollo only has 2.

[deltaframes]

@sodia1 a pikey is an Irish Gypsy. hope this helps

[sodia1]

What the hell is a Pikey ???

[charlottaigirl]

eat all the evil poo.

[xdevilxbabex2003]

I want that Suit !

[guitarboy96]

@vidwatcher2468 ohhhh i get it now. shoo as in go away