Creation magazine - fairy tales for kidults: veggie spiders and mutated snakes.

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More toddler time 'science' from the funniest magazine on the planet...

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[Hereticbooks]

Did you actually pay money for that magazine?

[geffel]

I paid it so you don't have to - I have a one year subscription. It's less expensive than my subscriptions to Viz or Private Eye.

[saxmanchiro]

geffel

You need to stop. NOW. We have had enough of this comedy. I cannot function in a normal fashion anymore. The laughing is interfering with my meals, my shits, my sleep habits and my ability to attain an erection(ok, maybe not that one)

My point. Stop, PLEASE, it's killing me slowly.

Snakes with vocal chords is my limit on comic relief, now you add all this mag info that makes talking snakes look mild. Shame on you for this unneeded torture, Sir.

[Glacies12]

And here, in his native environment, is the Spinosaurus. One of natures most devastating killing machines. It has long been thought of as a carnivorous, weighing in at over 8 tons, larger even than the T-REX.

This majestic beast...is more at home easting cabbage, as recent creationist proof has shown, these animals lived on a diet of nothing but plant life.

How do we know this? Because creationists have found a spider that eats plants...PROOF POSITIVE!

What a load of crap.

[Glacies12]

What, you mean decent magazines?

God, these guys will try and pass anything as proof.

[debbieomi]

I hope this will be a regular monthly series!

:-D

[RyuDarragh]

So they found a vegetarian spider. SO. WHAT. I would not call that very good design since the spider needs to dodge those "vicious ant guards", would you?

[oojamaflipper]

i found a dead rat floatin in water in a bin in my back yard. it was proof of the flood im sure of it.

now which way is the confession booth, i dun so much bad stuffz!

[SeekerLancer]

I don't even understand why this is an important point of contention for creationists though I've heard the argument more than once usually pertaining to dinosaurs.

Is it because in the garden of Eden there was no death thus all animals had to be designed as vegetarians? (Except man of course who can do whatever the hell he wants apparently.)

[1tofallen]

You forgot the article about the talking snakes and donkeys.

[johncrwarner]

It started out being fun and now the weight of crap is starting to hit you - it is complete bollocks and I look forward at the end of the year to you converting it to gerbil bedding or something useful LOL

[JackWisps]

Some spiders eat veggies, thus at some point all creatures ate veggies. Like the t-rex, and great white sharks.

I kinda got the feeling that was the direction it would head. I wonder if those people, if questioned, really would say all dinos ate veggies too.