ARs: My Congregation

The Alte Rockers: Purim 2009: Parody of The Who: My Generation

Talkin bout My Congregation

If you need a place to meet
Come on down to Mulford Street
Well be done with morning prayers
By the time you climb the stairs
This is my congregation
This is my congregation, baby

Sanctuary's a little stark
What's that thing above the ark?
Brand new doors so tall and wide
I drive my hybrid right inside
Into my congregation
Into my congregation, baby

Why dont you send a check today--
Dont ya know you gotta Pay-to-Pray?
We dont care who marries who
Well make sure your kids a Jew
At my congregation
At my congregation, baby.

Global warming's not our scene
Forget the ham, our eggs are green
Double platinum certification
Talking bout my congregation

Our Rabbi dont talk to G-d
Talks to Achmedinijad.
Eyebrows rise at Federation
When he hastens to add that the opinions expressed here are his alone and are not intended to reflect the policies or platforms of my congregationof my congregation.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• JRC
• Purim
• 2009
• ARs