Movie Review #1: Dracula 3000
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Uploaded by Jobeykobra on Oct 7, 2006
The first of my weekly horrible movie reviews. Hope you like it.
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I love watching movies like these. They're so bad that making fun of them makes the experience better than actually watching a good movie. It helps if you liek Mystery Science Theater too. Orlock gives this movie one thumbs up and an enthusiastic "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! gasp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
3 years ago 5
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Actually the producers ran out of money and just made the ship explode to end it
3 years ago 4
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In all my life, I had never seen a bigger disaster than this piece of shit...Every single other bad movie I saw looks like Avatar compared to this piece of crap...Seriously, when me and my dad watched then ending, we both looked at each other in the eyes and we didn't even had to say anything...because it was already obvious at the time...
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This movie was so horrible it was funny! I laughed my ass off at all the parts. Coolio and Orlock were the funnest! Especially when the handicap dude meets Orlock the first time and makes this weird sound 'wah wah wah wah'
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Sooo what happened to Dracula.....is that alll you see Norman Bates's Mam and then screaming like a girl in the corner????
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@Jobeykobra "And that expression ROFL!!!!! I hate this movie..." lolXD
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Thought this would be a bad review, but it was funny as hell. You gotta do commentaries when you do these bad movie reviews.
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i knocked this off my rental list when i saw this, thanks!
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I CANT STOP LOLING XDDDD
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I don't know why but I like this movie. Yes, visual effects were bad, the acting was horrible but I still like it. The storyline and he idea were good. Casper Van Dien and Erika Eleniak are great actors. They deserve better movies.
Anyway the worst part in this movie was Coolio - the worst actor of all time.
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Another great movie review by jobeykobra 10/10
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All of the characters were horribly ugly and the main character guy is kinda hot. But damn! That movie was terrible but I died laughing at ALL the parts especially Coolio doing the laugh-dance and when the vampire screams after his arm gets slammed in the door! GOD THAT MOVIE WAS FUNNY!
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the blond awnser is she was talking about dracula
dracula2000lover2 5 years ago
Yeah I know but the "him" answer was really cheesy.
Jobeykobra 5 years ago