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The gradualreport is a human experiment in comedy focusing on; human interactions, human phobias, animal news, giant world events, and scientific non-achievement. These things are distilled through the mind of a weird, smart, eccentric young man named Danny Grozdich and funny is the result.

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[j0mj]

Danny.

I tried following your instructions, but it seems all i've achieved is de-valuing my house by several thousnand $.

[Aeonation]

DANNY, this doesnt work! my bathroom doesnt smell that bad, got some tips?

[moltiin]

I know you may think that the differences are vague, but when you've done it right,it's hard to mistake the smell for anything else. after the cheese sets into a solid form, you then take a giant knife and cut it into blocks of soap. you use this soap to wash the next sacrificial goat.

[moltiin]

then you bring in the mother goat and you squeeze milk from the teet of the mother goat into that same bathtub and marinade the baby goat with the mothers goat milk ten you take a special swedish germ to ferment the milk and make a cheese. once the milk has clotted into cheese, your bathroom should smell like the devil's armpit. but it's not done yet. no, that smell needs to be more like the devil's asshole than the devil's armpit.

[moltiin]

Hi. Today we're going to examine the satanist goat cycle of life. It's magic. FIrst, we take a baby goat. Kids as we call thm in the industry. we then tear the baby goat into pieces and disperse them to the party in your group. once everyone has mutilated the goat in their own special way, you collect the pieces and then you pack them into a bathtub with ice.

[TheInventionist]

I meant gay not guy

[TheInventionist]

Why don't you suck my ball sack bich because your guy

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[Africanbarbietm]

you are awsomely random, i am asking myself what am i watching

[Waxxumus]

I love you danny.

[PeachySweety]

@shaycarl omgosh SHAY! I FOUND YOUR COMMENT 3 YEARS AGo!!!!!!! :)

[thereisLOVEinrain]

My brother makes fun of me convulsing next to him on the couch, but i'm actually laughing so hard at your videos im making no sound xD xD

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

Danny belongs to a secret organisation :L