Jacob: Sex, Lies and a Marriage made in heaven...
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I like the stale tale about a whale that Jonah availed to bail on. Or perhaps the male hailed for being nailed to a rail instead of being jailed and whose portrayed as very pale but was probably darker than a snail's tail which makes for a history fail. And this is what Christian's have for sale, but I'd rather buy some ale.
2 years ago 7
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ROTFLMAO
I have to remember that for the next time some holier-than-thou religious whackjob starts whittering on about the sanctity of the sacrament of marriage and how it's supposed to be between ONE man and ONE woman. :P
2 years ago 5
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@kalsolarUK you should do it next
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kalsolarUK
Sure. It's funny enough on it's own. I figured you could sure do something with it!
Take care. I'm gonna get back to watching some more of your vids.
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...can't...stop...LAUGHING!!! XD
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And it is just as relevant today as it was when Genesis was written, for Israel still struggles both with God and with men. In this struggle we have the key to human history. But keys are only of value to those who are prepared to make use of them.
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The story of Jacob is one of the most intensely personal and intimately human stories in the literature of the ancient world. You neglect to mention the most important part of it, where Jacob encounters a mysterious stranger (Genesis 32:23-33) and struggles with him in the night, so becoming Israel (He who strives with God). This extraordinary passage is full of mystical significance, which will pass over the heads of nearly all those who watch this video.
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You should try it. I smell a niche.
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Man, u have a unique, comedic talent for doing these bible stories like no other!
Your videos make my day!
Just wish u could have included the part where Jacob uses visual aides in genetically manipulating the outcome of his sheep's offspring! (Damn, that was a mouthful). In other words, Jacob strips bark off tree branches, puts them in the watering trough & when the sheep see the striped branches, while mating, they give birth to spotted sheep!
I know you would've made it hilarious!
Cootabux 1 year ago
@Cootabux lol, now you mention it...that may well be an idea worth slipping into a future video! Thanks for pointing it out!
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
Nearly died laughing when you were yelling at the sirens. This is one of your best man. You really need to get your franchise going.
kalirastar 1 year ago
lol, thanks - much appreciated!
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
Great video! Have you performed your stand up on stage?
gigantibyte 2 years ago
funnily enough..no...
I have performed some stuff on stage...but not any of this.
kalsolarUK 2 years ago