Kim Kardashian's Divorce Spawns Tide of Jokes on Twitter

The Twitterverse can't stop talking all things Kardashian.

The hash tag #thingslongerthankimsmarriage is the latest trend to come out of the sudden split between the reality star and NBA player Kris Humphries.
So, what are some things longer than Kim's marriage?

Notsomecliche tweeted, "That awkward moment when Kim Kardashian's wedding could have paid for your college tuition for 1,769 years."

Lorimanette got topical when she wrote, "The amount of time it took Herman Cain to smile in his campaign ad."

And Blackstewie went meta when he tweeted, "This trending topic."

So far, the most popular re-tweet in response to things longer than Kim's marriage is "Dora the Explorer's pause, when she is waiting for you to answer her question.?

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• kris humpries
• divorce
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• khloe kardashian
• kourtney kardashian

[vegasrobbie]

The Kardashian family will sell anything for money. Even their own happiness.

[lov4ev]

She didn't want a marriage, she wanted a wedding.

[TheMike16112]

I KEEP HEARING THAT FREAKING BACKGROUND SONG EVERYWHERE!!!

[sw33tsapphir3]

I reckon if irreconcilable differences wasn't an available option for divorce, half these "celebrity couples" would be totally screwed. They need to look into this obvious loop hole. Obviously something fraudulent is going on; perhaps they get a freebie wedding if they get divorced before the 1 year milestone.

[CottoBadest21]

kim is the most stupid bitch i ever heard about she talk so much bullshit when her sis was getting marry and look her sis is still marry shes a hater, self center bitch thats needs to get her old ass in check grow up kim u aint shit no more you become a low life to me when you fuck ray j like really ray j smh nast smutt.....lml

[istenfassza]

They were happy and married,till they got an arrow to the knee.

[EgregiouslyPutrid]

I honestly don't understand why she is famous/infamous? Can someone please tell me?

[jfthawaii]

Shame on the Kardashians!!!!! Poor Guy!!!!!! And I mean, POOR GUY for reals!!!!

[morrisondan]

she marries an ugly looking, mentally retarded, flaming homosexual & than cries about it!. Kim is attractive, no doubt about it, but she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer!. Stay away from shit like the thing you married, and go to school!.

[kinglbkiv]

I guess a sextape wasnt enough humiliation for this slut, then she resorts to selling her soul for money smh what a stupid dumb bitch and fans of her are even stupider.

[LostVegasVince]

Shes nothing but a lowlife pig..