The Final Events Part 4/7

Bible was man-made! Believe in yourself, not in some brainwashed business/cult. We ourselves are everything and nothing less

It says the King returns. If so, then where the fuck is Elvis???

i love satan he is so cute

tbh advertisin aint a gd wrd for it. my church call it witnessing its just summet they hve to do in ordr to giv evryone the chance to know and tbh you wouldbe surprsed how many people allover the world who really dont know the "truth" but i see wt u mean bout this mumbo jumbo. the thing is if god is the creator then its sensible to do all he said. and the only true religion is the one that does just that. it shows they arnt doin things their way (wich i hate) but they are doin things god's way.

well... to be honest... really what it is is... no just... basically no... lol tbh if you wear a robot you wouldnt be alive so u wouldnt be taken to heaven and the new earth any way lol but your question did make me laff.. lol sory :)

GOD: yay another perfect planet complete
LUCIFER: you selfish prick i want to be better than you
GOD: Lucifer you know your big enuff as it is bein best angel in the universe
LUCIFER: shut up i want a new name... Satan... God you suck and im gonna kill you
SOME OTHER ANGELS: we'll help coz u seem to be smart Lucifer... Satan

(God then "wipes the floor" with lucifer in a massive war)

SATAN: Fine i cant have heaven i'll go to plan b... im takin one of your planets

GOD: Bad idea

that was funny and incredibly lame at the same time

well im not gonna waste time writin a full exact script its jus so u get the real idea of what happened better for you to know what happend and make judgements on the truth rather than think that you know all about summet and judge it when really you dont know the facts behind.

Jesus feet never touch the ground this time.