This is the cornyest ,cheesy, stuipd, etc no hting ull ever see
oh i found this on facebook my friend made it i thing 99 things to do when ur bored
1) act like a ninja t-rex (lol torey)
2) read things on MLIA
3) prank call ppl u dont know
4) dance arround in ur robe while singing into a brush
5) wonder wat other ppl r doing right now
6) blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
7) repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
8) play pointless games on the internet
9) look 4 old friends o facebook
10) Burn things with a magnifying glass
11) Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
12) stare up at the ceiling and c how many ppl look up
13) pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
14) give your cat a mohawk (if u have 1...dog will work 2)
15) Run around in squares
16) Speak in acronyms
17) Calmly have a nervous breakdown
18) Play the piano...with mittens on
19) Ask why
20) Teach your pet rock to play dead
21) Intimidate a piece of chalk
22) Throw marshmallows against the wall
23) Balance a pencil on your nose
24) Make oatmeal in the bathtub
25) Use an eraser until it goes away
26) Write a book about your "previous life"
27) Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
28) Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
29) Watch the sun...see if it moves
30) Stand on your head
31) Stand on someone else's head
32) Paint your teeth
33) Paint your windows
34) smile for no reason so people wonder why youre smiling
35) Annoy yourself
36) Cheer up a potato
37) Build a house with ice cubes
38) Howl
39) Wear a lampshade on your head
40) Find a bug and chase it
41) Dance 'til you drop
42) Check under chairs for chewing gum
43) Bounce a potato
44) Drop pebbles down the chimney
45) Send chills down your spine
46) Get run over by a train of thought
47) Watch a car rust
48) Learn to type...with your toes
49) Memorize a series of random numbers
50) Argue with a hat if the glass is half empty or half full
51) Kick a cabbage
52) Sandpaper a mushroom
53) Starch your shoes
54) Get a dog to chase your car...while its not moving
55) Climb a sidewalk
56) Go bow hunting for Toyotas
57) Read a tomato
58) Interview a cloud
59) Throw a tomato into a fan
60) Sing the ABC song backwards
61) Grease the doorknobs
62) Stack furniture
63) Tie your shoelaces together and try to walk
64) Put your feet behind your head
65) Pretend to fall and when peolple try to help you up, pull them down with you
66) Watch the minute hand move
67) Hide
68) Mummify
69) Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
70) Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
71) Send your goldfish to obedience school
72) Play with anything that looks interesting
73) TP your sisters barbie doll house\
74) See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
75) Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
76) Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh
77) Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show
78) See how many licks it takes to get to the center on a tootsie pop
79) See how long you can hold your breath
80) Learn the Thriller Dance or make up your own routine
81) Think really hard about a friend or someone close to you and see if they pick up your vibe and call u
82) Look up your sun sign or your zodiac and get your horoscope
83) Plan Your Halloween Costume
84) Juggle everything you can find
85) Spell your name with mustard all over the street
86) Build fairy houses in the backyard
87) Make mud pies and have a tea party
88)Turn off all the lights for 10 minutes then turn them back on and shout SURPRISE!!!
89) Try to take a coin from one end of the table to other, by blowing on it
90) Pretend to have a split personality and talk to yourself
91) Try to bite your nose
92) Recite your kindergarten rhymes like a toddler and clap for yourself
93) Play ping-pong with yourself
94) Wear your underwear over your pants and act like Superman
95) Read the articles in a newspaper, backwards.
96) Go to the supermarket in bathrobe, slippers & a towel around your head
97) Jog around the local park, moving backwards, rather than forwards
98)Purchase a bubble blower and fill your room with soap bubbles
99) go through your kitchen and find something chocolate, then email me what it was, if u ate it, and if you did eat it...was it good?
stupider than hell
95sdsd 1 year ago
@95sdsd i dont think hell is supposed to be stupid
ztrocki 10 months ago