darwin deez covers toby goodshank

this song was written by my brother-in-love, toby. it's the first song on his new cd, baked naturals/johnny's democracy. you can get it for free (plus shipping, $4 US, $7 int'l) from him. details here: www.myspace.com/tobygoodshank. he wrote this song circa november 2008 and i chose to cover it because it accurately reflects my perspective on the current political scene here in america. thanks to angela carlucci for filming and thanks to greg for letting me borrow kenny's rhodes!

lyrics:

well you know i know what turns you on
the gentle sting of the tuning fork
and when i open up your ballsack
you know i hope to find pulled pork
and when i stitch back up your ballsack
it's looking like a wrinkled tennis ball
and then i fingerblast your butthole
in a merritt parkway bathroom stall

it's a new joy we've been finding
the daydreams come quick fast
and i think about touching biden
and the dander on his dick and ass
and i wanna touch obama and johnny
but i do not wanna touch on palin
i just wanna be under sarah
when her sweet alaskan bowels start failin'

and i'll be voting for a movement
i hope the doo-doo's gonna fill me up
i'll be voting for two girls
i'll be voting for one cup

Category:

Music

Tags:

• sarah
• palin
• barack
• obama
• john
• mccain
• joe
• biden
• toby
• goodshank
• darwin
• deez
• cover
• covers

[niallbradshaw]

Please, PLEASE play this in your set at Latitude Festival.

I cant wait.

[94harmstonb]

You played this at The Manchester Academy! It was an awesome concert! I'm actually wearing the T-Shirt I bought there while I'm typing this as well! And the poster I got free with the T-Shirt is on my wall with the concert ticket stuck on the poster! I love your music! I love you! But not in a sexual way, just in a way that everyone would respect, but that doesn't mean i don't think your sexual, i mean that hair and tash kinda turns me on... Errrrrmmmm, yeah!

[TheTomNadin]

What the fuck did I just listen to?

[ardraya]

he played this in brisbane last night as an opening to his encore I was like is he singing what im thinking....deeewwwwd lol

[pitoputo918]

i dont know why, but i want to have some weird sex with darwin deez

[iluvfairycakes]

he has quite a long neck,,, :)

[raytawatari]

@Lithoperson1 dude he is like 2 meters tall, it pretty normal for the size...

[mayprojekt]

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[Lithoperson1]

how often do you eat?

[sickBlackout]

what about the rubber band around his head?

[blynbb]

I'm sorry but I don't get it I kinda do Is it political leaders should have it the ass?