Epic Christmas FAIL.... Merry Consumermas Instead!!

While the right touts the Godly economic system called Capitalism, they de-cry the "war on Christmas". Americans will spend nearly $500 billion this year to celebrate a holiday that is called Christs birthday, yet Christ taught that the accumulation of riches and goods was unGodly.

"Blessed are those with good credit
for they can buy whatever they desire
4 Blessed are those whose gadget is out of stock,
for they can find one at the next strip mall
5 Blessed are the deeply in debt,
for they keep our economy going.
6 Blessed are those who hunger for mass-produced trinkets,
for they will find them at big-box stores garnished in gold paint.
7 Blessed are the stylish,
for they are easy to buy for.
8 Blessed is the pure free market,
for it is the economy of God.
9 Blessed are the creditors,
for they allow us to buy mountains of plastic from China.
10 Blessed are those who celebrate my birthday with a Festival of Capitalism,
for they are the only true Christians"

Republican jesus - NEVER to be mistaken for the Original!

"Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes.
Your gold and silver are corroded.
Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire.
You have hoarded wealth in the last days.
Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you.
The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty.
You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence.
You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter."
James 5

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[DillonDee1]

BLESSED ARE THE OCCUPIERS

FOR JESUS IS IN THE MIDST OF THEM

[HopeForPeaceNow]

@DillonDee1

:)

You made my day with that one :)

Well said.

[AtlasShruggery]

"Healing the sick without making a profit is Socialism."

[HopeForPeaceNow]

""Healing the sick without making a profit is Socialism."" AtlasShruggery

Book of Neocon; 14:34?

You're close.

Except you are preaching "I desire sacrifice over mercy", which is the OPPOSITE of Jesus teaching.

What is the OPPOSITE of Jesus, Athena??

[AtlasShruggery]

@HopeForPeaceNow

Irie I, Hope. Keep up the good work.

[HopeForPeaceNow]

@AtlasShruggery

Bless up!

Jah bless, mi'brethren. So good to hear from you!

[HopeForPeaceNow]

@AthenasConquest

Athena, what does this mean - "I desire mercy over sacrifice"?

[HopeForPeaceNow]

@0gods

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Peace to you and your house. May the road rise to meet you.

I think we better all put on our seatbelts, it's going to be a rocky year. I believe in the human spirit, though. I think we haev a lot of potential to see this destructive paradigm de-throned this year.

Here's to hope :)

[AthenasConquest]

@0gods Thats a good idea. If Santa is @ the North Pole there is no need for a North American physical presence. Next we can outsource the Federal government and the Democrat voters the Godless Communist liberals to India. That will save mucho money no more regulations

[junglemanlawyer1]

@HopeForPeaceNow Thank you. You to!