The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 "Oh Snap!" Comedy Recap! - The Scoop

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Season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has wrapped up, but if you missed out on all the drama, have no fear, because SideReel's own standup comedian Sal is here to give you a recap of the highlights from this season!

Transcript:
This season of The Real Housewives of NJ came to end this week and thank GOD!! That season that was longer than Danielle Staub's criminal record.

What's up everyone I'm Sal LoPizzo with sidereel.com and I have the SCOOP on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ or as I call them the classiest broads yous know.


This season was all about family and nothing says family like punching out your in-laws at baby's christening.

The season opened with the Gorgas and the Giudices, going at it at a family baptism. Fists flew, Ed Hardy T-shirts were ripped, and a few plates of penne alla vodka were thrown. What a waste of good macaroni.

At the party we met Kathy Teresa's cousin and Teresa's sister-in-law Melissa. Melissa is an aspiring singer who's idols include Britney Spears and Jesus.



But for me the season was all about Melissa's husband JOE Gorga. He's Teresa's younger brother who is equally as macho as he is sensitive. He's the kind of guy that would kick the crap out of you and then hold you tenderly until the paramedics arrive. Or atleast that's how it goes in my head.

And after a season with more fights than the VIEW, the season finale started with peace in the land of big hair and fist pumping— But just like sunless tanner it faded quick.

Teresa's cook book dropped! And all hell broke loose.

In her new book, Teresa flips on the ladies harder than she flips tables. And that's saying something.



But she really gives it to Caroline.Teresa said CAROLINE is as Italian as the OLIVE GARDEN. And for an Italian from Jersey, that shot is lower than Teresa's hairline. And that's low.
I wouldn't mess with MAMA MANZO- she's tough. She's like Carmela Soprano only scarier. She'll cut a PUTANA!!




But Teresa insisted she was just being funny and that it was only a joke. Apparently she lacks both a forehead and a sense of humor.

Hey Teresa leave the comedy to us professionals and stick to things your good at like cursing and giving birth.
That was mean. But Teresa it was a joke. I'm only kidding.

I'm Sal LoPizzo for sidereel.com and this has been the SCOOP on the NJ Housewives. CIAO!!

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[mborlakov]

Love the scoop !

[sidereel]

@mborlakov Great to hear, thanks for letting us know! We'll be coming out with more of Sal's Scoop videos where he'll goof with our fav reality shows, comedies and more, so stay tuned to our SideReel YouTube channel and keep letting us know what you think of the videos!

[stevenctoy]

Nice job Sal. Great production. I'm very impressed. Looking forward to the next one.