Alt Text 13: Time Travel

There are many theories as to how time travel works. The most likely
theory is 'it doesn't,' but that's no fun, so we're taking a look at the
various ways you can screw with your own past.

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[MegaManNetwork]

lol "godfather III wins oscar" nice

[TUEZ440]

this was a good video

[Sewblon]

I like closed-loop theory best because it seems to provide the best answer to why no one went back in time and killed Hitler. If you killed Hitler, it would turn out that you are the one who lead the third Reich in WWII.

[BoxxyFan]

The only real time travel is the predestination paradox method. Alternate reality time travel isn't really time travel if you think about it, you're just creating the new universes and you're not really changing anything. The present/future that you left still happened and exists in an alternate reality now.

[gwb911]

time slowing = matter slowing = lowered temperature.... EVERYONE JUMP IN UR FREEZER SO YOU LIVE LONGER!!!! DO IT!!!!

[snowyowl0]

It always annoys me how the time cops don't let you change history because that would be Bad. Especially the part about not being able to prevent World War II. Apparently the death of 40 million people is a small price to pay for timeline stability.

I like the closed timeline best. Because it's the most mind-blowing.

[apache566]

Right...time travel is pretty damn weird

I was trying to find out how it might possibly work, but all that happened was that I got more and more confused

[supercat821]

@Accisma see: quantum mechanics

We are living in a simultaneously occurring pattern of particles vibrating at varying density and frequency in all conceivable possibilities.

[dmx952]

dam im confused.......

[supercat821]

you really have to consider multiple realities when dealing with time travel

imo, each respective system will self contain whatever change you create by existing there

[InfindecimalSlice]

it's generally fucked up^^

[rmeddy1]

What does free will have to do with anything?