I'm on a Doak w/ Photo Slideshow

I'm on a Doak, by the B-Boys. Tribute to Tom Doak, the greatest living golf-course architect and one of the greatest of all time. Parody rap song of I'm on a Boat by Lonely Island.

Download MP3 here: http://www.wegobomber.com/Doak.mp3

Used instrumental from dregdata: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 6ORGYjvN8OI

Lyrics:
[Intro]
(Shortayyyy) AWW S**T
GET YOUR STICKS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY HIT DRIVER OFF THE F**KIN DECK
BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHERF**IN TOES
WE RUNNIN THIS, LET'S GO

[Chorus]
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M PLAYIN ON A DOAK (Playin on a Doak)
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
I'M ON A DOAK
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THIS MOTHERF**IN DOAK (Doak, Yeah)

I'M ON A DOAK MOTHERF**KER TAKE A LOOK AT ME
PAC DUNES WOULD '10-AND-8' ANY TPC
BUSTIN FIVE-CLUB WIND, WHIPPIN OUT MY COAT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHERF**KER CAUSE I'M ON A DOAK

TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK (trick) I'M ON A DOAK B***H (bitch)
USE MY GROUND GAME, CAUSE THIS LIE IS SO CRISP (crisp)
ALL YOU OTHER ARCHIES, YOUR WORK SO SLIPPY-SLOPPY
BUILDIN TEMPLATES HOLES EVEN WORSE THAN THE ONES YOU COPIED

I'M RIDIN ON A HIGH, DOIN FLIPS AND S**T
COMPARIN JACK AND ARNIE, REES AND FAZI'S WORK TO THIS
THIS AIN'T THE STRAITS COURSE, THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M ON A DOAK MOTHERF**KER, THE TOP MINIMALIST

I'M ON A DOAK AND, IT'S FIRM AND FAST MAN
IF YOU RATHER PLAY AN ENGH THEN KISS MY ASS MAN
HE'S THE KING OF THE WORLD, SEES GREENSITES LIKE NEO
SAND HILLS AIN'T S**T NEXT TO BALLYNEAL
{GET THE F**K UP, THIS DOAK IS REAL!!!}

F**K MOUNDS, I'M ON A DOAK, MOTHERF**KER (MOTHERF**KER)
F**K TREES, I CHOP HILLS, MOTHERF**KER (MOTHERF**KER)
I'M ON THE TEE WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERF**KER
THE DOAK LOVERS MAKE NOISE, MOTHERF**KER

KNOWS HOW TO BE OL' C.B. NOW (C.B. NOW)
TEE WIDE OPEN, SEE THE OPTIONS WOW (OPTIONS WOW)
HE COULD BUILD A '10' ON THE MOON SOMEHOW (MOON SOMEHOW)
WITH TOMMY DEEZ, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

[T-Pain]
YEAH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A DOAK (Let's Go)
NOW JOINING ROCK CREEK IS MY GOAL (yeah)
SEBONACK~!! LOOK AT ME, OH (B-Boys on deck)
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WE'D SEE ANOTHER NGLA
AND LIKE ALL HIS POSTS SAY, 'I LOVE GCA!'

[Chorus]
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M PLAYIN ON A DOAK (Whoooa)
I'M ON A DOAK (I'm on a Doak)
I'M ON A DOAK
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THIS MOTHERF**KIN DOAK

[T-Pain]
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Category:

Comedy

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• Old MacDonald
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• Tom Fazio
• Jack Nicklaus
• SNL
• Lonely Island
• I'm on a boat
• parody
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• spoof
• Arnold Palmer
• Rees Jones
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• Bandon Dunes
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