Chucky Press Conference 11.26.07

Coach Chucky's weekly press conference. Things can get quite interesting here. With a second loss in three games all but guaranteed, Chucky can find himself still in first place - albeit with a lot of company - or, should Bronx Bad Asses pull the upset over Steelerstumps (whose kin Chucky beat last week and appears to be taking a potshot at in today's session) and break their first-place tie, Chucky could drop to second place - albeit with a lot of company, Meanwhile, vahoos sweep the season series from Chucky, who faces media criticism after benching Jay Cutler, who, had he started this week in lieu of a giblet-gagging performance by Kellen Clemens on Thanksgiving, the result might have been different, and Chucky once again would have regained first place all by himself. But as the playoffs draw near, Chucky must realize every game is crucial, and one more bad move could lead to doom - which, based on his serial killer past as Charles Lee Ray, Chucky should be familiar with.

UPDATE: Bronx Bad Asses, after pulling off a stunning upset of the Steelerstumps, 122.30-121.25, is all alone in first place, while Chucky is tied in second place with the team that just beat him, the vahoos. Meanwhile, second string scrubs pulled a last-minute stunner of their own (with the Miami defense, no less) for a 116.60-111.15 victory over 7-3-0, who is now 7-5-0, and have a three-game losing streak.

vahoos (8-4) 162.60, Chucky's Destiny (8-4) 146.75

QB Tom Brady 30.80
QB Kellen Clemens 6.40
WR Marques Colston 10.65
WR Wes Welker 7.45
WR Chris Henry 2.05
RB Joseph Addai 8.90
RB Kolby Smith 19.60
TE Dallas Clark 8.45
W/T Donald Lee 0.50
W/R Derrick Mason 4.95
K Mason Crosby 13.00
K Nick Folk 11.00
DEF Green Bay 9.00
DEF San Diego 14.00
Total 146.75

QB Drew Brees 36.40
QB Jon Kitna 16.65
WR Calvin Johnson 10.15
WR Braylon Edwards 8.85
WR Anquan Boldin 2.80
RB Cedric Benson 2.35
RB Andre Hall 14.35
TE Chris Cooley 10.80
W/T Sam Hurd 0.40
W/R Santana Moss 0.85
K Jeff Reed 3.00
K Josh Scobee 19.00
DEF Seattle 20.00
DEF Cincinnati 17.00
Total 162.60

Brady: 380 YDS, 1 TD, 0 INT; Clemens: 142 YDS, 0 TD, 1 INT... Brees: 260 YDS, 3 TD, 1 INT, 1 RUSH TD; Kitna: 224 YDS, 1 TD, 1 INT...

Cutler (BN): 302 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT, 31.70 PTS; Fargas (BN): 139 YDS, 1 TD, 13.85 PTS...

Week 13 Opponent: second string scrubs (6-6); Chucky's Destiny won last matchup in Week 4, 135.85-129.80

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• chucky
• fantasy
• football
• nfl
• killer
• murder
• child's
• play
• tom
• brady
• kellen
• clemens
• jay
• cutler
• benched
• cedric
• benson
• voodoo

[ecarrfan01]

Yet another stupid press conference by a grown man that still plays with dolls. Oh yeah just so you know i always keep my volume down so i wont have to listen to your pathetic voice. Grow up Chunky

[shackpack]

By the way, the fellow who left that message is the coach of the team that just got punked by the Bronx Bad Asses (see video details) - 1.05 points, Steelerstumps, he gotcha! And for not caring about my press conferences, you sure cared enough to leave a comment. And people *are* watching them. The numbers are growing.

[gabydeplush]

huuuuuu go away

[karensita4100pre]

GAY!!!chucky ill kick ur ass and ur gay voice......

[Talemir]

wtf is this crap?

[ericrudy]

boooooooooooo

[ecarrfan01]

Dont forget about the 40 point ass kicking i gave you a few weeks back chucky.

[ecarrfan01]

The same coach that punked your team a few weeks ago as well. Dont just bring up my losses, bring yours up to bitch. Oh yeah didnt you just get punked by Vahoos. HAHAHAHAHA you tool.

[JAgiggety]

LEAVE HIaARY ALONE!!! wait nvm i hate Hilary keep buggin her