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Uploaded by on Feb 8, 2006

Videos of surfing. Heaven is a Halfpipe. I'm glad you've all liked it so much.

Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM
Hene Hene Kou Aka - IZ

Lyrics:

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin'
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now, when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says;
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I'd been callin' fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin' Christ airs until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

H-H-Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it

If I die before I wake
At leastin heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
without the man fuckin with it

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Uploader Comments (cjdawdj)

  • Skate was created by Surfers... the song fits well with the video. OPM - Heaven is a half pipe. great surfing btw

  • ha thanks man, im glad someone kinda figures my reasoning.

  • second wave not true! it's a commercial!

  • dude no way its real ;]

  • biggest wave ever ridden record is like 76+

  • ha wow, someone is smart, its called sarcasm.

Top Comments

  • this song freaking rocks...

  • take it most comentators on here don't surf lol

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  • thats a good video

  • thats a great video

  • *Great video but see "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau!AWESOME

    **DISCOVER "The Room MOVIE" by Tommy Wiseau! IT's FUN!**

  • OPM heaven is a half pipe

  • what is the name of the song?

  • IS THAT LAIRD?

  • however its a surfing video

  • Most surfers are skaters as well.

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