Sonichu the Animated Series: Episode 9

Chris is busy fapping away to Transformers Animated, then faps in his Long Island Ice Tea, much to the displeasure of his sperm. Chris laments about his life as a single man, as well as Ivy, but with some encouraging words from Sonichu and Rosechu, decides to do something about it. He attempts to get a job so he can go bar-hopping. He attempts to get a fancy job, but the manager there is turned off by his rant. He goes to work at a grocery store, but he's too enamored by the female manager, Sarah, who quickly kicks him out. He ends up at a gay bar and, to his regret, takes the job. When Sonichu catches him, he quickly puts up a Captain's Log to dispel those rumors that he is gay.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Sonichu
• animated
• cwc
• jerkop
• spazkid

[HarharHagrid]

Negrosexual. That one's going in the bank.

[yoshu2]

MAH BOI! BEING TOTALLY STRAIGHT IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

[rayblack2004]

the guy who does chris's voice is amazing!

[Toyman1982]

I didnt Suck any Ducks, or show mah dingaling, i like china, i like boobies... LOL god this shit is too good to be made up...

[ZeldaDD]

@2000sDigitalBoy yeah, I think it's pretty much a bile fascination for most people.

[MrIPspLock]

The voice actor is the real Christian Weston Chandler or as Ian calls him, "The brown shirted imposter."

[Toyman1982]

ive had to watch this 20 times now, its so funny LOL

[Bora859]

@2000sDigitalBoy I did.

And now im mentally ill.

Worth it

[2000sDigitalBoy]

@Bora859

If you're brave or foolish enough, look up "Chris-Chan" on Encyclopedia Dramatica. To try and put it succinctly, Sonichu is an "original character" who stars in a series of crudely drawn comics by Christian Weston Chandler. Trolls were originally drawn to the comic by its poor quality and blatant recolors, but soon discovered that Chris himself was a lol-cow of epic proportions. Chris's life has since been the object of Internet nerds' morbid curiosity.

[foof811]

@Cooljay1991 Yeah, figures of speech and sarcasm don't translate very well to text.

[Cooljay1991]

@foof811 I know. It was just a figure of speech. Guess that's hard to see over the internet.