Boulevard of Bad Hygiene

Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.

I'm walking all alone
Cause no one dares to come near my B.O.
Don't know where I'll go
But I smell real bad and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
I can't go to sleep
The smell just keeps me up and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some...

My shampoo's gone and everyone can smell me
My armpits stink, my face is really greasy
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I really smell like swine
My last bath was at the age of nine
And there's a green slime
On my feet and in between my toes

Think I'm doing fine
Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines
I think something died
I shouldn't be alive and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some...

My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me
Just grab the hose and give me a quick cleaning
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no

I need some soap
I need some...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
The smell makes you weep
It's stained into my clothes and I need some...

No body wash will help me be less stinky
No brand of soap will help me stop this smell and-
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Till then I walk alone...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Parody
• Green
• Day
• Boulevard
• Bad
• Hygiene

[SpiderRider3]

that was funny!

[tomacontadogajo]

Awesome... <3 Way better! xD

[jeffreuben58]

Nice recording, loved your lyrics!