RiffTrax W/ Mike Nelson - Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer

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The Fantastic Four are back! Or the Fantastic Four is back! Depending upon whether one is referring to the title of the film, the four individuals who are fantastic and number four, or the group of four fantastic people who use that title! The point is, they're back! And this time, unlike the first, there's a surfer made out of silver and he rises! It's fantastic!

And if you're a fan of repulsive, waxy-faced Australian Prime Minister's sons as ineffectual villains, then you're in clover, because this film is packed with them (well, it has one, total). But FF:ROTSS has much more going for it. The fact that we can't think of a single thing does not in the least bit undermine our claim that it has a lot more going for it, because it does. Have a LOT more going for it. SO BUY OR RENT IT TODAY! IT'S FANTASTIC TIMES FOUR (rising of silver surfer included with every purchase).*




*You might want to buy the RiffTrax that Mike, Kevin and Bill made to accompany the film because to watch it sans RiffTrax is to commit an act of monstrous, suicidal recklessness.

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[elemental402]

Well, I can understand girls being interested in a man who can stretch any part of his body to amazing lengths.

[textthing]

Good Lord, a Jessica Alba shaped block of wood could out-act Jessica Alba.

[currantbun2166]

I gave that bitch a sweater vest...bitches love sweater vests.

[JetBlackNero]

never before has a superpower been as hot to women as it is gross to everyone else. 

[Optimalillusion]

"Footloosean"

That is all.

[AdamYJ]

@Cluebert Well, the idea with the FF franchise was that they were supposed to be the "family films" in Marvel's repertoire. So, the comical and campy aspect was intentional. However, their execution wasn't the greatest in other ways. I do think the second FF movie was better than the first one.

[JoshShaps]

Chicks love a good sweater vest.

[hollyhuffstutler]

The Shield was on hiatus, Jessica Alba will say yes to anything to keep her face in people's heads and Ioan Gruffydd was...bored? Broke? Unable to weasel our of a three picture comic book movie deal that seemed like such a wise career move at the time? I don't know.

[raineandrews]

LMFAO That is true. Jessica Alba and also Megan Fox are the most beautiful untalented women of hollywood.

[EnigmaDrath]

"Sunday will you take me to the country of Europe?"

LMFAO!!