Demotivations

It's been a while since I've had these up. These are the Demotivational posters I used to have on my Deviant Art before I heard of people getting their accounts banned over them. A few were inspired by my best friend Nuriko chan, specificaly Holly PG13, Little Red Ridding Hood, and Men.

Don't get the jokes? Keep reading and I'll explain them

Holly PG13!
Nuriko chan was over at my house one night, and we were watching Tsubasa RC
Me: Hey Nuriko, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Nuriko: That if he opened his eyes, he could see up her skirt?
Me: Exactly

Denied
You'd get it if you followed TRC. Whenever they drink, Fai and the kids always get drunk

Honey I Shrunk The Travelers
Honey I Shrunk The Kids is a clasic family movie series about a genious named Wayne who accidently shrinks his kids in the first movie, blows up his baby in the second(by blow up, I mean baby Andy grows several stories), and shrinks himself, his wife and two of their friends in the third

I Swear
If you don't get it, you've probably been living under a rock since 1998

Little Red Ridding Hood
Nuriko wanted me to make that one. It was inspired by a song inspired by Little Red Ridding Hood

Men
It's one of the weird sayings Nuriko chan tought me

Mine
Another one inspired by the anime it comes from. This is from back when Syaoran still liked Yukito, and drank a whole lot of Ramune at the booth Yukito was working at during Seijo High's school festival

No
Inspired by the anime, but also inspired by one of DrakeTheDualist's demotivations. Basicaly, Tomoyo pretty much forced Syaoran to put on the Aurora costume for their class play of Sleeping Beauty.

NOOOO!!!
Fai had to have been the only one among them who enjoyed being Chibi. You can just imagine how much Kurogane hated it

Plushies
Well, she dose. CLAMP always puts Sakura with a magical talking plushie

Sakura
"Little Wolf" refers to Syaoran's real name, Xiao Lang, which is Chinese for Little Wolf

Stay Away!
You hardly ever see anything about Kit-Kat bars anymore. Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of the Kit-Kat bar!

What Sword?
I mean really? How dose Chiharu NOT see that sword behind Syaoran's back?

You Know What?
Inspired by the song Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday from Brad Paisley's Christmas CD

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• cardcaptor
• sakura
• cardcaptors
• opening theme
• demotivation
• demotivational
• demotivations
• poster
• posters
• funny

[FaiFluorite13]

Hahaha the last one is great. XD

[cardcaptorhanna]

@FaiFluorite13 Thanks. It was inspired by one of my favorite crack-Christmas songs called Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday by Brad Pasely. It's all about how most non-Christian Americans have been over reacting when they hear Christmas music, or even when someone just walks up to them on the street and wishes them a Merry Christmas. So they wind up overly censoring the entire song

[MrKwsths]

i''ve heard that opening before but i can't remember it..a little help over here???

[cardcaptorhanna]

@MrKwsths Catch You Catch Me from Cardcaptor Sakura season 1

[FaiFluorite13]

@cardcaptorhanna Haha yeah I figured it was something like that. It really is ridiculous, the way some people react.

[agon29]

Best of Demotivations @ goo. gl/i2VbS

[draketheduelist]

This is a pretty good idea. I ought to put some of my own ones up (including some new ones I made after seeing your vid). I was thinking about it a while ago, but I was worried the poor resolution would make it too hard to read the captions. I think they'll be fine now.

[Xplayer007]

These posters are win. :D