Offensive Feet - Robert Hawkins

As the leaves change, the toe rings begin to go into hibernation.
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[SupaAmi]

Hahhahahahahahaha

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[kgee3]

"a barracuda would dry-heave if he saw some of the feet I've seen"

I lol'd

[kay2one]

I personally hate it when women wear open-toed shoes that are about a size too small... and their toes claw the edge of the shoe. It's rather reminiscent of shrimp cocktail. It's gross ladies!!

[TheSilverSticker]

man this guy is so freakin funny

[peterhh14]

finally some good comedy by RoofTopComedy

[youknowhoo]

@ZarlanTheGreen I was joking. I don't wear a helmet and gloves everywhere I go. I was giving you a hard time about not wearing shoes. To each his own, man.

[nihoncol]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

[Shrubbs]

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

[bmi100]

hahaha i thought this was funny, scrolled down to the comments... some retards arguing about helmets?

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@youknowhoo ...and either way, that's completely irrelevant to most people, so it's not really relevant to the discussion. (which is not to say that I'd not like a reply. I'm a curious guy, and a person who wears gloves and a helmet all the time, is certainly a curiosity)

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@youknowhoo I simply assumed that you didn't, since the vast majority of people don't.

...and those who do, do so because of a psychological problem.

That or they live in a very, very, hazardous place, not fit for human habitation.

Both cases are very rare, so I think I was rather reasonable, in assuming that they weren't the case, until proven otherwise.

So you're saying that you DO wear safety gloves and a helmet, all the time?

If so: Which of the above mentioned reasons is true of you?

[youknowhoo]

@ZarlanTheGreen Who said I wasn't?

[prdreamer123]

love the wered u live ur pigggie at !!!!