If I Were a Fish - Kevin Hamilton

oh if i were a fish
life would be much easier
id swim around all day
and pal around with sea creatures
yes if i were a fish
id travel the ocean blue
but the best part is id be away from you

oh if i were a sheep
things would be much better
if i ever got too cold
i could grow my own sweater
theres a chance i could be killed
and thrown into a stew
but at least id finally be away from you

oh if i were a pig
life would kinda suck
id eat slop out of a trough
and roll around in muck
but as i lie in my own feces
on my face would be a grin
because id never have to see your ass again

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• song
• original
• music
• comedy

[jspianoman07]

Funny man, you gotta send these to me so I don't miss them

[boredomfilms]

thanks, why don't you sub? you only have one subscription lol

[jspianoman07]

......hmmmmm, subscription means commitment, and commitment scares me. Just kidding, yeah. I guess that would make sense.

[boredomfilms]

haha thanks man

[VanishingRaven]

Haha! That was amazing. And you have such a nice, pleasant voice for such hilariously, unpleasant lyrics. Loved it!

[eatssocks111]

hahahahha hilariouuus!

[heckatt]

I love the end, fuckin funny

[bpark654]

well that chered me up

[mjeffers15]

its been a week and all these comments and views.. you such a beast! lol

[moccalou]

LOL! Wow! You should be a professional songwriter. That was ACE, man. And those Nannerpuss lyrics were brilliant too.

[votc2000]

ah hah! Awesome song dude! :D

[MichelleDerwinski]

thats dedicated to many a ppl i kno u kno thats right